What an IDIOT!!!

[z00mer]

Today I was on my way to my wife`s work , to bring her some lunch. As I was going down this one side street tward my wife`s job, this jackass in a v-e-e-e-e-r-r-r-r-y riced out neon pulls along side me...reving his engine..wanting to race! I just looked at him and laughed, saying how pathetic his ride looked(had a huge APC wing, and K-mart style plastic hubcaprimwannabes, and painted the color of metalic pink/red/vomit!!!(pukey) Not to mention that we were both going down a street by a school ground. You see....in the state of Nevada, if you`re in a school zone, and the school zone speed limit sign is flashing w/ it`s posted speed....you`ve better go that EXACT speed!!! Or you`ll be hit up w/ a $700 ticket w/ 6 points!!!!(shocked)

Anyways....this jackass decided to try a be cool, and gunned in front of me to cut me off(going well above the limit posted on the flashing signs).....just then, out of nowhere...a L.V. Metro patrol car pulls his sorry ass over!!!(rofl)

All I can say is...."what an idiot!!!"

 

[pedros kanabis]

re:

an idiot indeed!!!!

 

[tmht]

LOL, what a jackass.
Who says there's never a cop around when you need one?

 

[azeli73]

AAHHAAHAHA!! You dream about... Curse that it would happen when that asshole cuts you off on the road. And then it happens... Everyones wish that the bastard gets what's coming to them! Hope you gave him the one finger salute as you drove by that SOB. (upyours)

 

[mikesmazda155]

Thats why you race at 3 in the morning.

 

[CrAzY-P5]

haha even at 3 in the morning i wouldnt race
race track guys

 

[ELEmental59437]

RICE PATROL!!!

 

[night rider]

Dahahaha, neons <shakes head>.

 

[yashooa]

Turd pilots.

Ah yes the mentally challenged and their fecal chariots.

 

[OceanPark]

LMAO :'(

Funny story of the day.(wiggle)

 

[YP5 Toronto]

that is the best story!!! I dream of that happening to stupid ass cars that insist on racing when it doesn't make sense to.

Good for him!

 

[Action Jackson]

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

HAHAHHA DUMB ASS NEON DRIVER..SERVES HIM RIIGHT.I HOPE HE GOT A TICKET FOR DRIVING A NEON AS WELL HEHE!

 

[MoSqUiTo]

i agree with the 3 in the mornin thing too but make sure your on a flat straight away with no1 around...ahh i love being able to drive 20 minutes to get in the middle of bfe...no cops for miles and miles...o yea and that guy deserves to be tied up by his balls from a falgpole with fishing wire...freakin neon driver

 

[TURBO3WAGON]

WHAT AN ASS!

(moon) (gun)


The magic terd strikes again..

(pukey)

 

[funnylittlman]

Re: Turd pilots.

Ah yes the mentally challenged and their fecal chariots.

(rofl)

That is Hilarious Yashooa!! HAHAHAH Fecal Chariot..... oh that's going in the word bank.... People are going to think I"m nuts

 

[chwood]

LOL

Some guy in a Rav4 decided in heavy traffic that the far right-turn-only lane didn't apply to him and forced his way over into my lane right in my face yesterday after work. I gave him some horn (and damn our MSP horn sounds girly), downshifted and bounced left to hit a gap in traffic and go by him. So this 40-something, mullet-wearing winner rolls his window down and drives side-by-side with me for the better part of a mile, including a red-light trying to get my eye and yell at me.
With the windows cracked and the stereo at 22, I didn't hear a thing.

 

[azeli73]

go to your local autoparts store and spend $14.95 on a low-tone freeway screamer horn. Best $$$ I've spent so far.

LOL

Some guy in a Rav4 decided in heavy traffic that the far right-turn-only lane didn't apply to him and forced his way over into my lane right in my face yesterday after work. I gave him some horn (and damn our MSP horn sounds girly), downshifted and bounced left to hit a gap in traffic and go by him. So this 40-something, mullet-wearing winner rolls his window down and drives side-by-side with me for the better part of a mile, including a red-light trying to get my eye and yell at me.
With the windows cracked and the stereo at 22, I didn't hear a thing.

 

[unwrittenLaw]

go to your local autoparts store and spend $14.95 on a low-tone freeway screamer horn. Best $$$ I've spent so far.

Lol...how do those work?