Well, let's see.
I came out of my old apartment to head to classes early last fall, and noticed that there were four circular dents on the roof directly over the driver's door. I haven't the slightest idea how they got there. They aren't the right shape for someone to have punched my car, they're too perfectly round. And I can't get them fixed, either -- everyone's said they're located on a part of the car that's too hard to work with, and that trying to fix them may do more harm than good.
Then I came out of work late at night last fall, about a month later, and my right front wheel well was entirely crunched in. Looked like someone had taken a few swings at it with a baseball bat. I got that one fixed for $200, and the only thing you can see now is a half inch crease on the very edge of the wheel well lip, when you're almost standing on the car.
Then on my way up to Wal-Mart last fall, about a month later again, I had some guy in a huge Chevy truck almost broadside me -- and to avoid him, I had to run up a six inch curb. ****** up my rim, but by some miracle of God, no damage to the car itself. I still need to buy a new rim.
Then, late this winter, I came out of Wal-Mart and found that someone had run into my back left fender, right by the wheel well. Left a nice black scratch right down through the paint, and cracked up my wheel cover (I had on my ugly steelies and wheel covers still). That mark's still there.
And THEN, just about two weeks ago, I came out of Wal-Mart AGAIN .. and someone ran into the right side of my back bumper. There's a large scuff mark, three black scratches, and a two inch crack beneath my right tail light.
After that one happened, I sat down in the middle of the parking lot and started laughing hysterically. My car's been hit HOW many times since I bought it -- and none of it is my fault!
Sometimes, I think my MSP is cursed.