Top Ten signs that Trouble's a-brewin' between America and Australia
10. Hard Rock Cafes launch surprise attacks on Outback steak houses.
09. Australians openly admit to the kangaroo "additives" in U.S.-bound Foster's shipments.
08. Steve Irwin is recalled to the Australian embassy for his own safety.
07. Angus Young and Joe Perry bare-knuckle it at a charity event.
06. American divers start calling it the "So-So Barrier Reef".
05. At Mount Rushmore, boomerangs are lodged in Lincoln's nostrils.
04. Qantas starts loading bombs on all U.S. flights.
03. Big tiff breaks out over who annoys the British more.
02. A bootleg copy of Gallipoli is created with a laugh track.
01. John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John break up for good.
10. Hard Rock Cafes launch surprise attacks on Outback steak houses.
09. Australians openly admit to the kangaroo "additives" in U.S.-bound Foster's shipments.
08. Steve Irwin is recalled to the Australian embassy for his own safety.
07. Angus Young and Joe Perry bare-knuckle it at a charity event.
06. American divers start calling it the "So-So Barrier Reef".
05. At Mount Rushmore, boomerangs are lodged in Lincoln's nostrils.
04. Qantas starts loading bombs on all U.S. flights.
03. Big tiff breaks out over who annoys the British more.
02. A bootleg copy of Gallipoli is created with a laugh track.
01. John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John break up for good.
