Top 10 Douchbag Cars

[slayer4u]

this article sounds like it was written by an 80 year old man chasing kids off his lawn.

there are far bigger assholes in far more expensive cars. Just sounds like this guy hates people under the age of 25.

sounds like a pretty garbage article if you ask me.

I hate people under 25. I even hate myself.

 

[kamon8404]

Well I believe this guy is incredibly mistaken, for the simple fact that EVERY driver in New Orleans is a doughbag. They drive all pieces of fine rusted machinery from 93 Old's with "22's" and suv's of all shapes and sizes with more pieces falling off of the vehicle from wrecking than I can count. With the inability to obey any and all traffic laws, almost wrecking 24-7 like its their actual day job which they take extreme pride in. All the while almost causing a wreck and completely warranting a finger of the middle persuasion, you are forced to just suck it up and flow with traffic; for if you aggravate one of these doughbaggers there is no telling the outcome. If you plan on driving in the new Orleans area I would ask that you please mount your car with heavy machine guns in addition to extremely body armor because you will need it in order to survive without high blood pressure and a knack to break your foot off in someone’s ass.

 

[65racecoupe]

My experience with douchebaggery around Salt Lake and Phoenix....

MexiMobiles, Gangsta mobiles, and extreme to the max Ricers.

 

[Brian MP5T]

I saw someone in a Prius with some vinyl on the back windshield that said 'HYBRID'. Freakin thing covered most of the windshield... man that guy was one (eco-friendly) douchebag! but even still.... the prius isn't a douchebag vehicle. though, I agree the suburban (or really any big ass SUV) driven by some stupid rich b**** is...

I like to pull up to those guys in the 300C and drop to second gear, Punch it and basically waste 300% more fuel than they would be using if they kept their Accord instead of swapping to Hybrid.

 

[Brian MP5T]

...like people who drive porches
j/k...not really...but i've never seen you being a douchebag

Spelling isn't your Bag is it??

Porsche

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[redpro01]

hahaha I love this thread...

I have owned (still own) one of those cars (trans-am).... I was like the above for a while until I was on my third motor!!!!

 

[ttlkaos]

i wanna know what the guy drives that wrote this stupid article. he's talking about penis sizes like he knows....hmmmmm. he has probably never driven any of those cars.

 

[redpro01]

lol

 

[Pro5Monkey]

Where's "Any year Monte Carlo with NASCAR stickers"?

 

[sanblaster]

So true. love it.

 

[stdntDrvr]

Spelling isn't your Bag is it??

Porsche

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...douchebag​

 

[Rush]

Whoever wrote the article forgot ..

1. The I Am An Almighty Biatch Douchebag (Male or Female) in their Cadillac Escalade, who thinks they're God's gift to the earth because OMG, do you see me in my UBAR-EXPENSIVE ESCUHLAYDE ROLLIN' ON DUUUUUBS WITH 25 TVS THAT I CAN'T EVEN SEE?!

2. The I'm Too Poor To Own A Car That's Actually TOGETHER Douchebag in their beat-to-s*** car with the bumpers held on by duct tape and smoke belching out of the exhaust every time they tap the gas and seran wrap and/or tarp used in place of a missing window.

3. The I'm Really Too Old To Be Operating This Vehicle Douchebag, who tends to drive anything that's as wide as 1.5 lanes -- yet their driving path wobbles and actually takes up about 2.5 lanes, despite the fact that the fastest they drive is 25mph. Oh, and they tend to have the lovely habit of driving with their chins superglued to the tops of their steering wheels, wearing sunglasses that cover 65% of their entire face.

And of course there's others, but those three are the first that came to mind.

 

[AlaskaP5]

WHat about the Hummer2 on Spinners. Or any SUV on non-SUVish rims/suspension.

I would have to agree with everyone else on the Porche Boxter...

Also, the PT cuiser/Scion XB make my list as well,,, just ugly imho

 

[tsunami]

Few yuppie vdub owners missed the list.

(mswerd)

and

Where's "Any year Monte Carlo with NASCAR stickers"?

(mswerd)

 

[nate0123]

Spelling isn't your Bag is it??

Porsche

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lol, since you went there... (referencing the title of the thread)​

No results found for douchbag.​

Did you mean douche bag?​

 

[DeadGeneration]

I wonder what year Buick Le Sabre the guy who wrote the article drives. Maybe this one?

but probably this one

 

[SilverBulletES]

I saw someone in a Prius with some vinyl on the back windshield that said 'HYBRID'. Freakin thing covered most of the windshield... man that guy was one (eco-friendly) douchebag! but even still.... the prius isn't a douchebag vehicle. though, I agree the suburban (or really any big ass SUV) driven by some stupid rich b**** is...

I fully agree that the Pious, I mean Prius, should be on there.
Those bastards love the smell of their own farts.

 

[Tengo]

11. 4 door and 4door Wagon 90's Accords driven by ricers. yes people, lets make our 4 door long ass ugly wagon cool by adding a loud fart can muffler some chrome huge wheels and a dazzling paint job. they pull up with one hand on the steering wheel and are alll pushed up to the wheel and have their chin up and think theyre the hottest s***.

 

[RallyeRedSi]

Whoever wrote the article forgot ..

1. The I Am An Almighty Biatch Douchebag (Male or Female) in their Cadillac Escalade, who thinks they're God's gift to the earth because OMG, do you see me in my UBAR-EXPENSIVE ESCUHLAYDE ROLLIN' ON DUUUUUBS WITH 25 TVS THAT I CAN'T EVEN SEE?!

In NYC you see em all, don't know about #10 should of but people in old ass cars pretending the drive a corvette

 

[k-lea]

oh, i like this thread.