TXMazdaSpeeder
T is for Turbo
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- 2003 Black Mica MSP #566
This guy is the sharpest tool in the shed.
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jersey_emt
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3 minutes into it...can't stop laughing
What a fucktard
What a fucktard
omfg, this is hilarious, what a white trash idiot.
he talks about the police 'crapbox' with the 'crappy suspension'.....iroc camaros arent exactly known for thier suspension.
hahahahah 'sweet ride'
the radar doesnt work right on his car because its so clean...HAHAHAH STEALTH BOMBER IS MATTE BLACK. 'they wash and wax that thing every day'
he talks about the police 'crapbox' with the 'crappy suspension'.....iroc camaros arent exactly known for thier suspension.
hahahahah 'sweet ride'
the radar doesnt work right on his car because its so clean...HAHAHAH STEALTH BOMBER IS MATTE BLACK. 'they wash and wax that thing every day'
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Devilspawn
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what ever happened to natural selection...
jersey_emt
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Listen more...it gets even better towards the end....
Devilspawn
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Does he sound like Hulk Hogan to you? And if he says "sweet ride" one more time I'm going to shoot myself...
He seems to think T-tops add power because he keeps bringing them up.
Great jargon
"Crap Wagon"
"Crap Box"
"Smokey"
It just gets worse and worse after the 5 minute mark.
EDIT: Holy s*** he just said radar doesn't work on his car because it's has "A sweet sweet shine to it"
Great jargon
"Crap Wagon"
"Crap Box"
"Smokey"
It just gets worse and worse after the 5 minute mark.
EDIT: Holy s*** he just said radar doesn't work on his car because it's has "A sweet sweet shine to it"
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TXMazdaSpeeder
T is for Turbo
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- 2003 Black Mica MSP #566
i wonder how old this broadcast is?
jersey_emt
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Keep listening...it gets even better....I won't spoil itAtreyu said:
Gotta be 1998 or newer...a 1999 Camaro is mentioned.TXMazdaSpeeder said:
TXMazdaSpeeder
T is for Turbo
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- 2003 Black Mica MSP #566
if it was fairly recent itd be fun to call in and say somethingjersey_emt said:
TXMazdaSpeeder
T is for Turbo
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- 2003 Black Mica MSP #566
i wish i was cool enough to ahve a chain steering wheel and yosemite sam mudflaps
TXMazdaSpeeder
T is for Turbo
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- 2003 Black Mica MSP #566
marlboro reds are fairly tame, :\fkmp5 said:
jersey_emt
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TEMPORARY tats nonetheless...******* badass!fkmp5 said:
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I know those IROC cameros. They're pretty sweet 
I'm listening to it right now, and I'm havig trouble getting through it, as this guy is so ******* stupid. You broke the law you dumbass, it doesn't matter who pays the police salary!
"I think the cop is jealous that his car is a crapwagon compared to mine"
"Why don't you go bust some rapists, instead of hassling me 'cause I have a sweet ride?"
"Radar will bounce off a ride that is very clean" AHAHAHAHAAH!
"Most cops know that I pull over as a favor to them"
"I'm not afraid to mix it up if I have to"
How much you want to bet that his Camero is a V6 with IROC badges?
I'm listening to it right now, and I'm havig trouble getting through it, as this guy is so ******* stupid. You broke the law you dumbass, it doesn't matter who pays the police salary!
"I think the cop is jealous that his car is a crapwagon compared to mine"
"Why don't you go bust some rapists, instead of hassling me 'cause I have a sweet ride?"
"Radar will bounce off a ride that is very clean" AHAHAHAHAAH!
"Most cops know that I pull over as a favor to them"
"I'm not afraid to mix it up if I have to"
How much you want to bet that his Camero is a V6 with IROC badges?
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jersey_emt
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Oh ya, and a 1987 IROC runs 0-60 in a BLAZING 6.6 seconds, and a ABSOFUCKINLUTELY MIND-BOGGLING 14.9 SECONDS