things i learned today

[THEGOLDPRO]

so while cruising the ikea today to fill my house with cheap worthless crap, i came upon this horrible scene, i had no choice but to stop and take a cell phone pic of it. the 3 things i learned today were
1. dont buy cheap beds from ikea
and
2. def dont date a fat chick if you do happin to buy a cheap ikea bed.
and
3.if you are a horrible fat chick dont belly flop onto a cheap bed at ikea.

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

lmfao!!

 

[lowpro35]

hhahahahahahahahahaha!!

 

[Mazduh_Chick]

(10)

 

[TWISFM]

NOO WAYY.. hahaha internet here you come!

 

[blinduno]

Let It Start

Mine Not Soo Good

 

[Smooth1]

Bet ya she drives a miata!!

 

[bgibb68]

no i bet she drives a kia and complains that it always goes to the left......

she'll end up suing ikea because she was publicly humiliated cause she was so fat she broke a bed

 

[blinduno]

no i bet she drives a kia and complains that it always goes to the left......

WHERE I WORK HAS A PARKING LOT IN FRONT OF OUR STORE FRONT. EVERYDAY I WATCH THIS TITAN OF A WOMAN GET OF OUT THIS OLD MID SIZE CAR, AND I SWEAT IT RAISES SEVERAL INCHES WITH HER OUT OF IT. ALMOST CAN HEAR THE CAR SIGH WHEN SHE GETS OUT.

 

[bgibb68]

WHERE I WORK HAS A PARKING LOT IN FRONT OF OUR STORE FRONT. EVERYDAY I WATCH THIS TITAN OF A WOMAN GET OF OUT THIS OLD MID SIZE CAR, AND I SWEAT IT RAISES SEVERAL INCHES WITH HER OUT OF IT. ALMOST CAN HEAR THE CAR SIGH WHEN SHE GETS OUT.

yeah a sigh of relief.....BAH

 

[protojason]

That would indeed be embarrassing.

I've never been in an Ikea... (guess that makes me a hermit), but I thought that was supposed to be one of those expensive swedish stores back in the day....Is it cheap crap nowadays?

Did you just hear the *crack* and turn and shoot cell camera in hand or what?

 

[THEGOLDPRO]

i had the phone in my pocket and was just in the right place right time i guess, lol weird part was after she broke it she stayed on the bed like that for several minuts, i dunno maybe she was embarrised or what but it gave me plenty of time to snap the pic lol

thats actually my brother in laws ass to the right in the pic he was blocking me from the other people sitting on the bed next to the fat chick they were friends and i didnt want them to see me take the pic.

 

[red95_240sx]

lol^ u still lurk and post.

 

[THEGOLDPRO]

lol^ u still lurk and post.

lol yeah im still around just real quiet

 

[red95_240sx]

im trying to be. but today is the weekend. woot.

 

[THEGOLDPRO]

i did however pick up another 3rd gen protege to beat around so im still in the mazda family

 

[Mazduh_Chick]

HAHAHAHAH Heres one i made in her favor.......

 

[THEGOLDPRO]

lol thats funny

 

[DubbyDoo]

look at that she just wants you to hit it haha

 

[bgibb68]

she probably couldn't stand up.....