The wildest job you have had? Here's mine (Tucson, AZ)

[REMillers]

Eh? Everyone drives fast here, they just don't know how to do it well. Or

*takes deep breath*
Merge
Signal
Park
Stop
Turn
Drive in Rain
Drive in Snow
Drive in the Sun
Drive in the wind
Drive in the Fall
Drive inthe Summer
*attempts to take another breath*

Oh screw it, most don't know how to drive period!

*lungs cave in*

 

[GerardPRO5]

I've had several wild and crazy jobs...just to list a few:

-summer camp counselor in Pacific Palisades/Bel Air/Beverly Hills...I had Carrie Fisher's daughter and Tom Cruise's kids and a real PRINCE from Saudi Arabia in my group of kids. I got paid to paintball, go snorkerling in Catalina, go to Magic Mountain and other amusement parks...

-intern at the Getty Conservation Institute at the Getty Museum in Brentwood...I was in charge of the xray spectroscopy machine as well as the powder diffraction machine...so all the new acquisitions the museum received had to go through me first for analysis...

 

[blynzoo]

Eh? Everyone drives fast here, they just don't know how to do it well. Or

*takes deep breath*
Merge
Signal
Park
Stop
Turn
Drive in Rain
Drive in Snow
Drive in the Sun
Drive in the wind
Drive in the Fall
Drive inthe Summer
*attempts to take another breath*

Oh screw it, most don't know how to drive period!

*lungs cave in*

Dude, the LAST word I would use to describe you virginia drivers is FAST. You m*&*&%$ers drive slow as hell!!!! (lol)

 

[REMillers]

HEY! :mad: I am not Virginia thank you very much! hehehe
I'm CA born.
They do drive fast at the wrong times, and slow when you can.

Actually it isn' that they don't drive fast or speed limit, it is they just don't care. To alot of people this is their road, their rules and everyone else is secondary.

 

[ChopstickHero]

way way WAY back in tha day i used to work at a movie theatre. you find the strangest sh!t in theatres... mostly things people drop, but sometimes you find the oddities.

i've found:
- $1,000 in a money clip
- wallets
- purses
- keys
- cellphones
- shirts
- medication
- pants!
- bras!
- panties!
- a pet frog :wtf:
- 1 shoe
- gloves
- food in tuperware
- a bong
- condoms :wtf:
- a picture frame of a couple

so look before you sit down at your next movie, you'll never know what you'll find...

 

[funnylittlman]

I think the worst thing I had to do was shred paper for 8 hours at my school.

Well that and being a bus boy making 2/13 an hour + 15 dollar tips a night. :mad:

 

[Stealth5]

now this is actually a half decent thread

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

lets see..i was trained to jump out of planes and shoot people while doing it..101st hooah. then i worked at a circuit city.

 

[JPBlackMP5]

Customer Service @ Sears! [ummm, sorry sir that craftsman tool is discontinued......we don't sell or make it anymore. you want $ back? uhhhhhhh....can't get a price sir....uhhhhhhhhhh] Honestly, I've been punched and spit on.....

 

[brennan]

I used to work for a company that fixed and did little things here and there to high end automobiles. Pay sucked, minimum wage but the job was the best thing ever, I got to drive the cars back and forth to dealerships around town and toronto, I've driven

M3's(alot)
M5's
One Z8
Vipers
2 NSX
An old school Lambo
A Hummer
The best thing I ever drove for about 40 minutes was a 2000
Ferrari Modena, the same one on Bad boys 2. Damn that car was sweet. Before I started the job I had to go to a drivers school for a week and then I also had to sign a contract making me fully responsible for all cars that I drove.
I also drove porsches but they don't do it for me.

Now I'm a shipper reciever for my dads company but get paid almost triple what I got paid there.

 

[reeves_toy]

it's not really a weird job but i install elevators. the cool thing is that you never really know about elevators until you put one in a building from the ground up. like for example an roped (typical) elevator, if it was to fall it doesn't fall down it will fall up. no worries though because they have an braking system that will stop an 8000lb elevator traveling 1200 fpm in 13 inches.

 

[AFaceInTheCrowd]

umm well i guess my wildest job was working with cheerleaders... no, i'm not a yell leader. i was staff on a competition circuit. i was security, the admissions guy, the guy that did the lineup(best position ever), and the guy that got the odd jobs done(find her, find him, stuff envelopes, blah blah). best part about it... the scenery and eye candy.

 

[pHase1]

The wildest job I have ever had was working for Seth Warchowski. ClubLove.com

My job was to make sure the video feeds worked & make sure the credit card validation worked. Talk about a boring and exciting job at the same time. Look at porn all night long.

SShhh!!, don't tell my wife I worked there!!!