There is enough rice in this thread to make China embarressed, but ill be getting some more. The quality of the pics arent very good because i took them all from inside my car while driving. I'll try to narrate the harder ones to see. My goal is to get a pic of this guy that drives an emerald green camry. it is accented in yellow (of course), has two rims (front on steelies), and a spoiler - you ready for this? - that is actually over three feet tall off the rear deck! I measured in a parking lot but didnt have my camera with me at the time...
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1) this CRX is super hot. with a hot body kit (lol2), and a killer paint job this car gets a 5 out of 10 on the rice-a-roni scale. oh, dont forget the erect-a-set spoiler!
2) this teg isnt TOO bad...just that its COMPLETELY stock with one of those high-speed low drag
spoilers...i give it a 3.
3) you cant see the complete picture because of the lighting, but you can see where it says "puerto rico" on the bumper, right? what you cant see is the whole message "puerto rico racing". what the **** do you think this guy races in THIS car? and if you didnt know this piece of s*** wasnt a mitsubishi, when your attention is attracted to the cheap wal-mart altezzas he made sure to add little diamond symbols. and just in case youre in front of him, he had symbols on the mirrors as well i give this asshat a 7.
4) this moron is one of my favorites. his girlfriend lives in my apt complex. ill narrate since ive seen this car MANY times and you cant see everything from this pic. notice the typical ricer different colored honda symbol, and the altezzas. of course the car isnt lowered but its on 18s, with a dual tip muffler that is almost as big as the car itself. the paint job is going bad, but instead of repainting the car the owner decided to invest in an array of LED and neon lights. at night, this car requires seven batteries, as it has a knight rider style LED in the front grille, windshield squirter LEDs, tireflys, neons, underbody neons that pulse with base, neons on the dash, and neons under the seats. dont forget the uber-cool spoiler too ... this jackass gets an 8.
5) you might have to help me with this one, cause maybe im wrong. but are there such things as 2 door STi's? this guy has about a million decals all over his car...there is a pretty even split of decals that say RS (or LS or something) and STi. So im really not sure what he was trying to accomplish with all that, or if that is kosher, maybe you suby guys can help us out on that one. i didnt rate this one because like i said im not sure if its rice or if im wrong.
Left to right:
1) this CRX is super hot. with a hot body kit (lol2), and a killer paint job this car gets a 5 out of 10 on the rice-a-roni scale. oh, dont forget the erect-a-set spoiler!
2) this teg isnt TOO bad...just that its COMPLETELY stock with one of those high-speed low drag
spoilers...i give it a 3.3) you cant see the complete picture because of the lighting, but you can see where it says "puerto rico" on the bumper, right? what you cant see is the whole message "puerto rico racing"
. what the **** do you think this guy races in THIS car? and if you didnt know this piece of s*** wasnt a mitsubishi, when your attention is attracted to the cheap wal-mart altezzas he made sure to add little diamond symbols. and just in case youre in front of him, he had symbols on the mirrors as well i give this asshat a 7.4) this moron is one of my favorites. his girlfriend lives in my apt complex. ill narrate since ive seen this car MANY times and you cant see everything from this pic. notice the typical ricer different colored honda symbol, and the altezzas. of course the car isnt lowered but its on 18s, with a dual tip muffler that is almost as big as the car itself. the paint job is going bad, but instead of repainting the car the owner decided to invest in an array of LED and neon lights. at night, this car requires seven batteries, as it has a knight rider style LED in the front grille, windshield squirter LEDs, tireflys, neons, underbody neons that pulse with base, neons on the dash, and neons under the seats. dont forget the uber-cool spoiler too
... this jackass gets an 8.5) you might have to help me with this one, cause maybe im wrong. but are there such things as 2 door STi's? this guy has about a million decals all over his car...there is a pretty even split of decals that say RS (or LS or something) and STi. So im really not sure what he was trying to accomplish with all that, or if that is kosher, maybe you suby guys can help us out on that one. i didnt rate this one because like i said im not sure if its rice or if im wrong.
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