Brian MP5T said:
see also, write name in snow.
The MAN Card - My Idea to Change America
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see also, write name in snow.
smithers_0990
On and On
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- 02 P5 & 01 Audi S4
Too bad over half the United States couldn't do that.
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- Black RX-8
peepsalot said:
it's not, but, if a full grown man can't drink 3 beers without having to "go home" then, he shouldnt get the card.
funny thread.- :
- 2003 Subaru WRX Wagon, 2000 Miata
where's TheMan?
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- Titanium MazdaSpeed Protege
can write his first and last name in the snow. (cheers)
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- 2001 Pro 2.0 LX
you have to miss the toilet
also have to know how to shower like a man:
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of
your wiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound
again.
20. Throw wet towel on bed.
also have to know how to shower like a man:
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of
your wiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound
again.
20. Throw wet towel on bed.
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- Das Pretzelwagon
I'll drink to that.SpicyMchaggis said:
anarchistchiken
Member
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I agree with most of these except for a few. Profesional sports suck. I dont know or care who won the world series last year, mostly because baseball is the single most boring sport ever invented. Yes that's right, more boring that golf. Besides, it's not even a real sport. It's just a game.
And beer is not good. It just tastes bad. And besides, it takes WAY too much to get you drunk. I say replace the 6 pack of beer on the list with 6 mixed drinks, heavy on the alcohol.
I'd also like to say that there has never been a time in my life that I can remember where I sat down to pee.
And beer is not good. It just tastes bad. And besides, it takes WAY too much to get you drunk. I say replace the 6 pack of beer on the list with 6 mixed drinks, heavy on the alcohol.
I'd also like to say that there has never been a time in my life that I can remember where I sat down to pee.
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(screwy)anarchistchiken said:
Personally, I'd like to see "being a gentleman" added to the requirement, as too many guys think that in order to be a "Real MAN" you also have to be a complete asshole.
If you're tough, you shouldn't have to go around advertising it. If you're cool, be cool.
I'm with chicken on the whole sports thing. I like 'em, but I don't have the patience.
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adding to vindications post,
must be able to enjoy post shower naked time. this includes walking around, checking e-mail, watching tv, drinking mountain dew, and reading the paper.
must be able to enjoy post shower naked time. this includes walking around, checking e-mail, watching tv, drinking mountain dew, and reading the paper.
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- 2001 Pro 2.0 LX
mmmm yeah, especially in the summer
