Swampass AccessPort software release May 9th 2008

[Betelgeuse]

I read that your stage 2 tune worked better with a fartcan, chickenwire, parkbench wing, and vtec stickers. I just came back from Pepboys and Homedepot. Can't wait to install them and get your stage 2 kit 'UncleBen's' kit. Free shipping still right?

 

[SwampAss]

yeah. V2 is in the works. It makes the MS3 horn play the first 11 notes of dixie and has the turbo-boost function from TV's Knightrider.

 

[dkswim]

what about the sweeping lights of kit. can my 3rd brake light do that? and lnoy the first 11 what aboout the rest of it.

 

[Rotus8]

Does this work with a Mac?

 

[SwampAss]

No. In fact, if the Mazdaspeed people find out you own a MAC, they'll be coming by to collect the keys for your 3. No worries, the Miata people won't be too far behind with the keys to your knew car.

 

[Mocoso]

No. In fact, if the Mazdaspeed people find out you own a MAC, they'll be coming by to collect the keys for your 3. No worries, the Miata people won't be too far behind with the keys to your knew car.

I love Swampass industry customer care and the clear messaging...

 

[neox.286]

lol

theres no bullsh*t with swampass!

 

[SwampAss]

Swampass would like to state the K in knew is silent and was typed carelessly.

Stay in school!

 

[ecniemann]

I read that your stage 2 tune worked better with a fartcan, chickenwire, parkbench wing, and vtec stickers. I just came back from Pepboys and Homedepot. Can't wait to install them and get your stage 2 kit 'UncleBen's' kit. Free shipping still right?

yeah. V2 is in the works. It makes the MS3 horn play the first 11 notes of dixie and has the turbo-boost function from TV's Knightrider.

Awesome! Does it also come with the Confederate flag roof decal and solid black hubcaps? Gotta love that turbo-boost button (poooooesssshh!). How many feet can I be expected to jump? Because I have a lot of chasms to clear while running from Rosco-Peko-Train!

 

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Awesome! Does it also come with the Confederate flag roof decal and solid black hubcaps? Gotta love that turbo-boost button (poooooesssshh!). How many feet can I be expected to jump? Because I have a lot of chasms to clear while running from Rosco-Peko-Train!

Most important, will it get me into Daisy's shorts?

 

[SwampAss]

What size are you?

 

[neox.286]

OMFG LOL!

hahaha

 

[turbolife]

great answer

Can I retro-fit this AP to my MSP? How about my SAAB?

What do you use to brace-up the silly-putty rods for eleventy-billion HP?

 

[ecniemann]

What size are you?

Sweet! Actually took me a second to get that one. I am slow today.

 

[SwampAss]

I've met much of the cast from the Dukes of Hazzard. I even have pictures with them. (Cooter's was a place I frequented on motorcycle rides)

Never saw Daisy Duke except for in pictures. Holy s***, talk about train wreck.

 

[aaronc7]

Hey swampass any technical documents like the one posted by Christian in this subforum?

 

[SwampAss]

Christian is my alter ego. I posted those.

 

[Christian.]

Christian is my alter ego.

...and SwampAss is mine

 

[sleeper3]

who is the real swamptian then?

 

[daonly1around]

I've met much of the cast from the Dukes of Hazzard. I even have pictures with them. (Cooter's was a place I frequented on motorcycle rides)

Never saw Daisy Duke except for in pictures. Holy s***, talk about train wreck.

i had to go to cooters to get pictures of the general lee when i was pledging on our road trip