Swampass AccessPort software release May 9th 2008

[SwampAss]

True story:

When I was in high school, Acura had just started putting out cars. A self professed car nut in one of my classes said that the new Acura Integra had an emergency gear that allowed the car to rev to 8000rpms. He also said that Dodge was the best car maker because they put airbags in all of their cars.
That's ok. He drives a late 90s Porsche Boxster now. That means we can dismiss anything he says car related.

 

[sleeper3]

The boxter captures the true essence of the sportscar.

 

[neox.286]

the emphasis in that sentence should be on 'essence' =P

 

[sleeper3]

did I spell that wrong? I suck at life.

 

[neox.286]

no

thats not what I was saying lol

 

[LazerBlueP5]

Captures the essence not the actual "experience" of a sports car. lol I got it.

 

[SwampAss]

Kinda like those prunes that taste like oranges, sorta.

 

[sleeper3]

or like when you think you have to poo so you go to the toilet and get all ready and stuff with the SI swimsuit issue (you know, the ones where the suits are actually just paint, and the girls are really completely naked) and you sit down and blast a nasty fart and that's it, and you're like "I could have done that without leaving my video game chair."

 

[ecniemann]

Looks like they beat you to it! Must have been that delay in your Q/C!

http://www.mazdas247.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123707012

 

[SwampAss]

Meats not meat til it's in the pan.

 

[Mid_Life_Crisis]

Meats not meat til it's in the pan.

Only if you're fanatical about it actually being cooked. If I hear a bang and a thud and a warm piece of meat appears in front of me, I'm not going to ask if it's from a fire or if it's residual body heat.

 

[sleeper3]

omg cobb is taking orders now!!!! it's ready for sure!!!!

 

[daonly1around]

where's my free shipping swamp

 

[neox.286]

check your mailbox, it showed up yesterday =P

 

[ericrapp]

Kinda like those prunes that taste like oranges, sorta.

They are pretty good.

 

[SwampAss]

I don't like them. The cherry ones are even worse. I don't want to "kinda like prunes". I want them to taste like s*** so I eat them fast and let them work their magic. Tricking me into kinda being friends with them mixes too many signals.

 

[ericrapp]

hmmm

I don't like them. The cherry ones are even worse. I don't want to "kinda like prunes". I want them to taste like s*** so I eat them fast and let them work their magic. Tricking me into kinda being friends with them mixes too many signals.

Well, you will have that. The poop eating thing. I will need to reappraise what I believe to be your perspective. for a moment. Although your product does do all that, and more. I feel I should believe in the Ideals of the Swampass. Before I employ the Engage button.

 

[ericrapp]

I really saw no need to bring the CHERRY ONES into the dialogue

 

[mazdaspeed32007]

ok so i posted on that thread about something else i caught wind of. its nothing to do with the, false alarm you undoubtedly decided to not try to pfft it out first, fart before you bolted to the head.....and I would probably call a sailor boy's queef.

 

[neox.286]

.....wait....what???