Swampass AccessPort software release May 9th 2008

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2007 Mazdaspeed3
I've cracked the MS3 ECU and will be releasing my access port software this *Friday, May 9th. Unprecedented gains. A bone stock MS3 put down 363hp @ 7000 RPMS. (oh yeah, the AP ups the redline to 7000rpms. I prob should have said that first) I've solved the throttle plate closure issue. My AP removes the throttle plate. It just got in the way anyhow!
Look at that torque!
Stock drivability is retained. Increases in fuel mileage of 10%. Also fixes smoking turbos and has a special rod reenforcement map.
WILL NOT VOID WARRANTY. That a promise backed by the Swampass name.
I guarantee this AP will land you the job you've always dreamed of, the woman (or man..hey! it's 2008!) you've always thought you've deserved. It covers embarrassing bald spots and gets red wine stains out of white carpet.


The unit is simple to use. Just plug it into your OBDII port and type in the wanted HP (I don't recommend going over 363 but hit 400 if you want, I promise it won't hurt!)

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Look at that dyno!

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AMAZING. Pricing starts @ $399.99 with free day before shipping (you'll actually get it before you order it)

before you say it's all BS, my product is about as real as the others. :-p
 
Have you unlocked the unlimited power of the 2.0L FS-DE yet??? If so, what's ur paypal...

And are you an AUTHORIZED VENDOR??? Cause they may close your thread...
 
Wow....I just want to know how you are allowed to have the Word "******" in your user title....
I think that's against the rules somehow?
 
I actually liked it more when he had "******" fickle pucker sounds childish / G-rated. Apparently swampass offended someone and changed it to "fickle pucker"
 
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Ok i need seven pm me for all my credit card #s, I saw your potential long ago. If I use the module in series, wire speak, I double the gains correct? f'n awesome buddy!
 
Does it capture the awesome power of the Vorticular particles flowing over the rear wing? If so sign me up. Everyone knows aerodynamic recycling is the wave of the future! Doc Brown would be proud of you!
 
i'm waiting for v2 when you can control the butterflies to open and make it sound like vtaK y0!

plus i want the built-in suspension adjustment system. full damping and dynamic shock partitions to create a "virtual" external reservoir. take that, ohlins!
 
Does it come in blue?

Is it compatible with an Apple IIe?

Is it magnetically shielded against elf attacks? (damned ferrous elves)

Can I get fries with that?

My MPV is a V-6, will I need two of these?
 
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Build the temple or mound or something in reverance, no offence to any pre Swampass religion
 
Funny..I was just thinking about ordering it and POW its at my door..Thats some great service...I just put it on the dyno and it was to much tq and the dyno broke..
 

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