"One day, Matt, King of the City was out to go to a royal banquet. He led his BAZZ CHAIR-EE-OTT thru the city streets, weaving deftly through traffic, until he reached his royal destination: Taco Bell. A place with a meal fit for a King of Matt's caliber. As he pulled up to the drive thru speaker, the voice of God came through the speaker and asked Matt..."
"... "I need you to search for the holy grail! So I can make you puny mortals drink of the GOLDEN OWNAGE!!!! Furthermore, Taco Bell sounds pretty good right about now. Mind if I join you?" Asked God. Matt then said to the Almighty One..."
To which God replied, " Who is this? Paris? Fred Durst?" But alas all was not well with the universe. Michael Jackson was having yet another private sleepover where the guest of honor was.....