Spooned Saturn

Maybe I'll flame his ass...I mean hey, it's better to admit that your car is slow and do something about it than belive your car is fast when inside, you know it really sucks. I mean I LOVE my MP5, but it's pretty darn slow....until this summer at least. Even I don't expect to get much by way of HP numbers outta what I plan to do....camshafts, maybe an UD pulley, possibly headers, who knows...even still, I hate this kid.
 
posted by mp5driva03 1/29/04, 11:53 am
Dude, I don't even know what to say. I'm really not trying to flame you, but you have to know where your limits are. I respect some neons, I even know of some where I live that are quite impressive. Let's take the SRT-4 for instance. You claim to run a 14.5 quarter mile, when the SRT-4 runs a low 14 WITH TURBO. Your list of mods is ok, but there no way you've breached the 200 HP mark. I would really like to see you run against an SRT-4, since you claim to have about the same HP and quarter-mile time. I'm not trying to flame you, although at this point much of the flaming you receive seems well-deserved. Come back to reality man, and keep working on the ride - there's lots of work to be done if you honestly expect to one day wax a 5.0 Mustang.

Well, I don't really know what to say about this kid, but you can add me to your list of posters Brian.:D
 
Brian MP5T said:
Here's a quote of the good s***!!...


posted by dumpysaturn 1/28/04, 10:06 am

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Your car Blows. I have a crappy car but yours is TRASH worthy of being pushed into a lake and used as an artificial habitat for fish and plants. You know, on second thought....The fish will probably run away from your car. Are you the only person in your family that is stupid or is the entire village you live in a little slow. **** man, Stupid people think you are stupid. When you get married to you sister, are you going to hook the beer cans you had to feed her before the service to the back of that piece of s***, or are you going to drive away in a garbage truck? DROP DEAD FUCKTART!!

hmm, dumpysaturn did a really good job at this flame...Brian, we should recruit him for the Canadian Special Olympic Flaming Post team.lol. Sounds kinda gay when you make a name for it. Damn, time to flame myslef for sucking at the internet
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ahhhhhh, now I feel better
 
posted by mazdaspeedpower 1/29/04, 12:51 pm

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Hey man, ur posting in my guestbook, thought I'd return the favour. You said that neons have potential...HA!!!!, the only Neon I respect, is the SRT-4, and the owners of those hate being called Neon owners...figures doesn't it? the only potential a neon has, is to make a nice winter beater, unless someone has the knowledge and skill to put together a nice Turbo or Blower setup, which you don't.You talk all this crap, let's see your car, you only have other peoples cars on here. I can't say I hate your car yet, but I probably will. Some neons can gain my respect, if the person who owns it knows what they are doing. For example, your boy that your flamed for in my guestbook, has no clue how to properly tune cars, probably has trouble even spelling neon. He says he waxes cars, that I know could easily dust him. Unless a neon has a turbo, theya re slow as s***. And yes, my car is slow, never said it was fast, but it can be made, moderatly fast. Not faster than an SRT-4, but faster than a real neon. So unless you learn what you're talking about, get your dirty mullet ass outta my page, ****!



Ha!! :)
 
Ok Here is an UPDATED PICTURE..of..

http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/337457/2

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Seems like a GAY HOMO Car Club...



He claims to have De-Riced his Neon...What an idiot. The 5.0 L Eater, WHAT THE ****!

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Noxide said:
GOD i despise Saturns!!!

I don't know. I know it's just a Remade Pontiac Solstice, but this one's not so bad.
http://www.saturn.com/saturn/showroom/future_vehicles/skylo/index.jsp?nav=710

Available early 2006

PERFORMANCE
Front engine, rear-wheel drive
2.4-liter, 16-valve, inline-4 Ecotec engine with Variable Valve Timing
170-horsepower; 162 ft. lbs. of torque1
5-speed manual transmission with short-throw shifter and self-adjusting clutch
Available electronically controlled 5-speed automatic transmission
4-wheel independent suspension with coil-over-Bilstein monotube shocks
18-inch flangeless alloy wheels equipped with Goodyear P245/45 performance tires
Hydraulic power-assisted rack-and-pinion steering
Hydroformed / stamped steel body structure with steel and aluminum chassis
Available torque-sensing limited slip differential

COMFORT AND CONVENIENCE
Cloth convertible top with defroster-equipped glass rear window
Air conditioning
Power windows, locks and exterior mirrors
Extended-range remote keyless entry
Cruise control
CD player with AM / FM stereo and six speakers
Available six-disc, in-dash CD / MP3 player with seven-speaker Monsoon audio system
Available XM Satellite Radio2
Available Leather Appointments

SAFETY
OnStar System with one-year Safe& Sound Service Plan3
Four-wheel disc brakes with ABS
Dual-stage front air bags with Passenger Sensing System4
Three-point safety belts with pretensioners and energy-absorbing retractors
Engine-immobilizing theft-deterrent feature
Automatic projector-beam halogen headlamps
Projector-beam halogen foglamps
 
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I made this image of the solstice & the sky side-by-side. I like the Sky better.
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The Sky is certinly just a rebadged Opel Speedster.
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almost identical - I'd even say one of the two images below is altered. Look at the shift boot wrinkles.
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i think gm should just stop designing cars here in the US, everything they have created in the past 10 years besides the C6 has been an uninspired turd...just import s*** over from other countries.
 
chino said:
People like that Neon guy make me not want to own a car. EVER. That site is just depressing. Someone please kill him. now. Kthanks
what you goota say
 

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