Someone tried to scam me

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ROFLMAO! You guys are the s***!

 

[warrier04]

i can't wait for the end of this story.

 

[I_Vtec]

thats almost as good as the flaming bag of s*** outside the front door. god I loved that prank. awaiting for mathew to do this(his) s***. I wonder what the guys response will be, if any?

"It's poop again!"

"He called the s*** poop.....this is the best night of my life."

 

[Douggie]

ill take pics though

hmm... i don't think that's necessary. I think we all know how it looks like. Just a text description is fine

If only there's a way to capture that guy's expression when he opens up the package... priceless.

 

[Dexter]

can you get in trouble for sending feces?

isnt it like a biohazard or something.

Mr. Shittin Box is going to get in trouble from customs! LOL

 

[Mr. 4500 RPM]

I WAN PICTURES OF THE DIRTY SANCHEZ....hahaha
anyways awesome idea and subscribing to know the end restult all luck to your shitting ways matthew

 

[Douggie]

Someone wants it bad....

Hello,
Have you go and drop off? i am waiting for the package and tracking number and too did u see the other shipping i did?.

 

[Matthew]

Damn, your girlfriend knows you s***? I have my wife convinced otherwise.

she just found out.

i dunno, can i get in trouble for sending s***?

 

[vindication]

hey, s*** happens.

 

[Brian MP5T]

Holy s***! :mad:

 

[Mr. 4500 RPM]

well why dont you "ship" the "shipment" as originally told but instead put like dog and cat crap in it? just a thought

 

[Dexter]

well why dont you "ship" the "shipment" as originally told but instead put like dog and cat crap in it? just a thought

welcome to about 30 posts ago.

 

[Dr.Sound]

^ Lmao

 

[Douggie]

well why dont you "ship" the "shipment" as originally told but instead put like dog and cat crap in it? just a thought

Because we thought Matthew's crap stinks more

 

[Nextruss]

well, it isn't shipping from your real name or real address...and you dont need ID to ship right? So if they were to trace it, all they could find would be you on the security camera. Just park next door to the office, and go to one that you don't normally go to...lol

 

[Micah]

There's no way they will be digging through the box. First off, you'll need to seal the box completely with tape. Secondly, this box is going to pass through customs, so you had better figure out something that will pass an x-ray. I would recommend hitting staples and buying a box of sharpies or other magic markers - take out all but 3 or 4 of the markers and fill that box with s***.

Shipping is going to take at least 3 days. 3 day old s*** is going to smell pretty bad, though I suspect it will also dry out by the time they receive it. Seal up that box real good. You also might wish to wear gloves throughout the entire process as raw feces definitely qualifies as hazardous material. I'd toss in a few printed pictures of goatse too.

 

[gimpo2]

matthew you definately have to s*** in that box, get a few of the other guys in your unit to do it too, i'm sure some soldiers would be down for shitting in a box headed to some fuckhead in Nigeria.

 

[Prodigy]

Another idea to add to this prank... print "OWN3D" in big, bold letters in the middle of a sheet of paper... and toss it in the box.

well, it isn't shipping from your real name or real address...and you dont need ID to ship right? So if they were to trace it, all they could find would be you on the security camera. Just park next door to the office, and go to one that you don't normally go to...lol

or pay a kid to take the box in.

 

[Hedges]

hahaha omg subscribing to see what happens! Best thread ever!

 

[anarchistchiken]

So he told you to ship it before he paid you? Even though you told him to pay first?

Guy can't spell either.