Someone tried to scam me

[Douggie]

see if you can get the addy changed.

Email sent out:
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Hi,

I'm sorry. I just realized that I have only 5 out of 10 units at my current location. However, I can get a friend to ship another 5 units from another location. If you could send me another Fedex shipping label, I can ask him to send those to you.

His address is:

Mr Shittin Boxx
2013 Yogotshite Dr
Pacific Grove, CA 93950

Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

Thanks
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I'll post the new Fedex label here once i get it

 

[Dexter]

bahaha thats even better than the first s***

 

[Matthew]

ok im waiting. ill pick up some packing tape tommorrow. this time for effect i think im ight jerk off into the box as well.

 

[AVRO05]

LOL

I'm pretty sure that label is real (because they DO want to get the stuff, right?).

It's a real label alright. Go to http://www.fedex.com and type in the tracking number.

 

[Douggie]

Got an email response:


Hello,
Thamks fot the mail just go and drop the five in fedex office near you i will send you the other 5pics shipping and commercial invoice.I will like you to drop the 5 you have today right away.I will be expecting the tracking number.

 

[+ friction]

Prepare to squat Matthew.

 

[Douggie]

Prepare to squat Matthew.

Yep. And maybe have some crab before that?

Scammer:

Hello,
Here is the other shipping label and pick up so print them out and go to fedex office near you and drop off the packages.You know you are given me two tracking number for your own and your friend.So go to fedex office right now and drop off.I recieved a call from Western Union to get tracking number for them so that they can post the order out of their zone and i told them the tracking number will be ready as from 12/05.
Regards,I will be expecting the two tracking numbers.And i will call/send mail to Western Union and tell them it will be two tracking number.

 

[MiaTurbo]

that's funny. you guys seen the PPPPowerbook from a couple of years ago?

 

[Matthew]

ill do it this weekend

 

[iLisa]

that is awesome!

 

[vindication]

thats almost as good as the flaming bag of s*** outside the front door. god I loved that prank. awaiting for mathew to do this(his) s***. I wonder what the guys response will be, if any?

 

[KYMP5]

im just subscribing to see what happens

 

[Glauconite]

it would be even better if a tiny pop up devise put in.. lolz.. then the s*** would be flying out once the box is opened.. hahah.. not sure if it could go thru custome that way..

 

[deaconfan34]

ok my guess is it is a terrorist trying to get a tracking number from UPS so he can somhow do a return to sender with anthrax in it. but still when he see the pile of s*** on his hand that will be funny as.....s***.

 

[KYMP5]

matthew, what r u gonna eat in preparation for the task at hand

 

[deaconfan34]

matthew, what r u gonna eat in preparation for the task at hand

CORN CORN CORN

 

[+ friction]

Hot wings. And I mean HOT wings.

 

[changedman]

CORN CORN CORN

(rofl)

 

[Matthew]

im just gonna take a regular dump. i have to right now, but i cant hold it for the rest of the day. ill take pics though. hopefully i can go through with it, my girlfriend is sketchy abou t it lol. she looked at me like "are you ******* kidding me"

 

[+ friction]

Damn, your girlfriend knows you s***? I have my wife convinced otherwise.