You may want an H2 but I completely outdrove one in the snow with my MSP during the last snowstorm. OK, admittedly, the driver of the H2 in question was using (ahem) "quite improper snow technique", and apparently had poor tires, but the fact is that they spun that screaming yellow bad boy 2 times in front of me and I was very able to drive around them and pull away.
"improper snow technique" = "floor it and cut the wheels sharply while talking on the cellphone - yep that'll work"
Driver was actually on and off and on the gas, and not very smooth, may have been a kid or very distracted parent, but that's not an excuse for very poor driving.
I really like imagining the conversation they had afterward "You (expletive), you got this lumbering behemoth road beast for me saying how safe and good in the snow and hills it is, and this puny little black sedan just drove away in the snow. I told you we should have just bought the Escalade..."