So I was out last night (my poor MSP)

[chillinmcmillan]

I was out with my girlfriend and 4 of her hot friends, I looked like quite the pimp. Anyway we are out at the bar having a good time, they were all drinking and I was the D.D. so we are heading home around 3:30 am or so and my girlfriends friend who was sitting in the middle seat in the back proceeds without warning to yack up her guts all over my back seat, the floor and my center console(notcool) (notcool) (notcool) So I boot her friends out of the car and they walk the rest of the way home, we go back to my gf's house and proceed to clean out the puke at 4 in the morning. I pretty much got all of it out and I left my car in her garage with the windows down all night so it doesn't smell too bad. Got an appointment this Tuesday to get the inside of the car completely detailed. Sending the bill to that ralfin broad. From now on I am carrying a plastic bag in the car at all times!(encourage

 

[boostisgood]

Man, thats worth some extra bedroom action. Either from yoiur girl, or her friend, or even both. THATS how they can pay ya back.

 

[graff40b]

Nice.

The downside to trying to P.I.M.P. in your car with drunkens at late hours.

~brian

PS
I've had similar but it was cloth interior and a lit ciggerette, followed by smoke and not chunks.

 

[505zoom]

OMG!!! That is the worst man. Hope it cleans up good.

"Ralfin broad". LOL!!!

"So I boot her friends out of the car and they walk the rest of the way home." HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[jersey_emt]

I keep vomit bags in my trunk along with all my other medical goodies.

 

[hello2000]

Shouldn't this thread be in the "humor" or "Off-Topic" Section?

 

[jersey_emt]

Shouldn't this thread be in the "humor" or "Off-Topic" Section?

You post too quick!! Give me some time! lol

 

[Notorious]

fastAr! fastAr!

 

[yashooa]

I feel your pain. My Wife hurled up a few margaritas into my passernger side floor board one night. It was surreal she went from happy, grinning, drunk to hacking puke spewer in a spilt second. It looked like a frothy white poodle jumped out of her mouth and exploded on impact. Man it took me 3 weeks of cleaning and recleaning to all the litttle chunks out. Oh, that smell! It smelled like a simulation of the inside of an Orangutan's ass.
Never again will I take her out drinking 45 miles away from home.

 

[jersey_emt]

People need to learn to hold their damn liquor.

 

[Gbourdon]

I was so hungover one morning driving home that i booted all over myself in my 1988 Astro van. Fucken sucked. Then I looked down at all the puke and I could smell it and I booted again.

I drank a LOT the night before.

 

[Pretzellogic]

I feel your pain. My Wife hurled up a few margaritas into my passernger side floor board one night. It was surreal she went from happy, grinning, drunk to hacking puke spewer in a spilt second. It looked like a frothy white poodle jumped out of her mouth and exploded on impact. Man it took me 3 weeks of cleaning and recleaning to all the litttle chunks out. Oh, that smell! It smelled like a simulation of the inside of an Orangutan's ass.
Never again will I take her out drinking 45 miles away from home.

Yashooa, you are my new personal hero for that wondeful description (yes)

 

[mp5spicyorange]

Man this is why I dont buy used cars!

 

[MisterT]

I feel your pain. My Wife hurled up a few margaritas into my passernger side floor board one night. It was surreal she went from happy, grinning, drunk to hacking puke spewer in a spilt second. It looked like a frothy white poodle jumped out of her mouth and exploded on impact. Man it took me 3 weeks of cleaning and recleaning to all the litttle chunks out. Oh, that smell! It smelled like a simulation of the inside of an Orangutan's ass.
Never again will I take her out drinking 45 miles away from home.

LMFAO (rofl) (rofl) (hah) (puke)

 

[bonesmp5]

not a bad idea -- pay back ---------> (butthump)

Man, thats worth some extra bedroom action. Either from yoiur girl, or her friend, or even both. THATS how they can pay ya back.

 

[INGREXCO]

lol! s*** man u should get some booty from ALL of them. i mean u were the DD.

 

[JDM Sam]

5 girl orgy...be sure to hide a camera to tape it all...