A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by
> throwing herself into the ocean.
> She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the
> frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of
> the pier, crying.
>
> He took pity on her and said," Look, you have so much to live for.
>
> I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you
> away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
>
> Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
> I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
>
> Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
>
> That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
>
> From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
> piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
>
> Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
> by the captain. " What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>
> " I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
>
> " I get food for the trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>
> " He certainly is," the captain said. " This is the Halifax to
> Dartmouth Ferry."
> throwing herself into the ocean.
> She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the
> frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of
> the pier, crying.
>
> He took pity on her and said," Look, you have so much to live for.
>
> I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you
> away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
>
> Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
> I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
>
> Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
>
> That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
>
> From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
> piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
>
> Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
> by the captain. " What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>
> " I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
>
> " I get food for the trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>
> " He certainly is," the captain said. " This is the Halifax to
> Dartmouth Ferry."