Remember Dont drink to much at parties
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insanoman2005
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anyone who take the pants off their "friend" and shave their ass is a closet homosexual and needs to just come out and live their life out in the open.
most of those are funny but if someone I knew removed my pants it's time for a beating of severe proportions.
most of those are funny but if someone I knew removed my pants it's time for a beating of severe proportions.
Your missing the Big part of it......its all over the internet too
Anyone got their own story? I do...lol
I got drunk as hell at a party at Rowan College.Talked a lot of s*** on my girls best friend while she was there ( she wanted to stay to get laid by some dude....I wanted to go home and get laid) SO me and my friends are saying she can stay and well leave. (i didnt put it that nicely)Well the drive home wasnt very fun and i had to have my friend stop so i can throw up. I tripped out of the car and puked everywhere.Got back in the car and i was fine.Then everything went black..I woke up in the spare room of my house but ass naked.(cept my shirt)I walked into my bedroom and their was my g/f sleeping.I woke her up and asked what happened. She said i feel asleep in the car and they had to carry me in.But in the middle of the night i got up walked to the edge of my bed.Took off my pants and started peeing on my fish tank.She said she yelled at me and i stopped fell into my T.V walked out and went to sleep in my spare room. We killed 2 kegs and a trash can full of jungle juice....And i was the beer pong champion of the night...thats my excuse
Anyone got their own story? I do...lol
I got drunk as hell at a party at Rowan College.Talked a lot of s*** on my girls best friend while she was there ( she wanted to stay to get laid by some dude....I wanted to go home and get laid) SO me and my friends are saying she can stay and well leave. (i didnt put it that nicely)Well the drive home wasnt very fun and i had to have my friend stop so i can throw up. I tripped out of the car and puked everywhere.Got back in the car and i was fine.Then everything went black..I woke up in the spare room of my house but ass naked.(cept my shirt)I walked into my bedroom and their was my g/f sleeping.I woke her up and asked what happened. She said i feel asleep in the car and they had to carry me in.But in the middle of the night i got up walked to the edge of my bed.Took off my pants and started peeing on my fish tank.She said she yelled at me and i stopped fell into my T.V walked out and went to sleep in my spare room. We killed 2 kegs and a trash can full of jungle juice....And i was the beer pong champion of the night...thats my excuse
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I peed my bed in college.
Twice.
Twice.
Well at least it was your bed. SOme chick came to myhouse for one of my parties. She was so ******* drunk she was giving every one lap dances. Then she disappeared with this guy and we didnt see her anymore.Then we found her in my roomates bed.Along with the puddle of piss. My roomate was so mad he took my dog and threw it on her to try n wake her up..They tried jumping on the bed and so foth to get her up..(she was awake, but she didnt wanna wake up and admit it..So after all the laughing and cracking jokes.(gonna need some desatin when she wakes up) we all went to sleep.When we woke up in the morning,she was up and sitting in my chair in the living room.I said get you pissy pants off my chair..She said what are you talking about blah blah blah..And we noticed she had a pure white valour outfit on...BUt no PISS....She then left...We went into his oom and the mattress was flipped the sheets were rolled into a ball thrown behind the TV...we then found out that in th emiddle of the night she left went home and got changed and then straightened up the room....drunk b****
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Oh man, lol...pissy pants. 
AndrewF150
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My brother myself, and our friend Bob, and Ryan where out one night, we werent drinking...but Ryan did. So anyways, ryan isn't drunk but buzzing so we decide we are going to have some fun. So we hog tie him, than pull his pants down and have Bobs sister's boyfriend Jeramy who is an artist draw on his ass cheeck. He drew mickey mouse flipping the bird.
So we than tape a condom to his nose, than tied tampons on his earrs, gave him a massive wedgie. Than tossed him in the bed of his own truck, and started to drive around town. Well a little bit later we got hungry...what I mean in we is myself brother, bob and jeramy. So we go through the jack in the box drive through.
So we order, and pull up to the window, and Ryan is in the bed of the truck going "he.....l....p...meeee..!" and the lady looks at us, looks at Ryan...and starts laughing at him! She than calls the entire jack in the box crew over and shows them.
Should have gotten pictures but didn't!
So we than tape a condom to his nose, than tied tampons on his earrs, gave him a massive wedgie. Than tossed him in the bed of his own truck, and started to drive around town. Well a little bit later we got hungry...what I mean in we is myself brother, bob and jeramy. So we go through the jack in the box drive through.
So we order, and pull up to the window, and Ryan is in the bed of the truck going "he.....l....p...meeee..!" and the lady looks at us, looks at Ryan...and starts laughing at him! She than calls the entire jack in the box crew over and shows them.
Should have gotten pictures but didn't!
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- protege5 2002
make me think twice about drinking
I peed my bed once from drunkeness. That same night, I had fallen over in my dark room and busted my face on a trash can. The bridge of my glasses dug into my nose and now I have a scar there.
My roomates said I kept getting up and wandering around, and they kept telling me to go back to bed. I don't rememeber a thing, but I can take a wild guess about why I kept trying to get out of bed.
My roomates said I kept getting up and wandering around, and they kept telling me to go back to bed. I don't rememeber a thing, but I can take a wild guess about why I kept trying to get out of bed.
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crunk? As in crank?
Hoping that was just a typo...
Hoping that was just a typo...
