CHRISTMAS COOKIES
"Make some of these cookies during the holidays.
They're awesome!"
1 cup of water
Lemon juice
1 tsp bakking soda
4 large eggs
1 cup of sugar
1 cup nuts
1 tsp salt
2 cups of dried fruit
1 cup of brown sugar
1 bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey
Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality. Take a
Large bowl, check the Jack Daniel's again, to be sure it is of the
highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.....
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
sugar.... Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack
Daniel's is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer
thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor..... Mix on the turner. If the
fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniel's
to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who
giveshz a sheet. Check the Jack Daniel's. Now sift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somfink.
Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,
throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure
to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistm as