Post#500, aka You Know You're a NEWB

[bazooka joe]

1. You don't know if you have a 2002/2002.5/2003/2003.5.

2. You post your photos on photobuck or some other stupid site with slow bandwidth instead of using UserCP to upload them.

3. You think Bazooka Joe's name is really Joe

4. You can't figure out why your stock Kenwood CD player is stuck in the open position.

5. You don't know the meaning of OMGHI2UWTFBBQ!?

hahah!!!! i don't know how many pm's and emails i get..."hey joe" "thanks joe"...my wife just told me i should have used the screen name Book Mark!!!!! wife FTW!

 

[bazooka joe]

 

[k-lea]

5. if you think Kristin is a sweet little innocent girl

homo.

 

[vindication]

because you dont know of Spool ITS

Because you dont know of the Nick and Nick and Wagner dealings


ahhh, good times

 

[JCell]

you don't know who 2loww is, or if he were to post here, you might buy from him

 

[chuyler1]

YOU HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT...WITH MONEY IN IT.

You don't understand why there are so many threads about turkey when it isn't November.

 

[JCell]

u think Street Unit is a gang

 

[Pretzellogic]

Cue the D-R-E.

More (mostly NEPOC related):
- The association between Thanksgiving poultry and something called an "em ess pee" continues to confuse you.
- You assume that NEPOC is a government agency because of their nifty, patriotic stickers.
- You don't understand the particular differences between Big Chris, Little Chris, Baby Chris, and Beer-o-Clock Chris.
- You've never met "The Cheese."
- Forty hotdogs require one hundred and fifty buns. It does. Yes.
- You don't drink.

 

[bazooka joe]

(rofl2) (rlaugh) (rofl2)

 

[altspace]

homo.

Doh! She's hunting you.

 

[smo0f]

oh she's gonna hear it from me next time she msgs me on aim. That's if i decide to respond.

 

[Blitzd]

When your rep point bar still reads that your the life of the party

 

[Crazee D]

Those are def some classics guys! That was fun! Thanks for posting some great additions for the list.

 

[Protege52003]

nice thread......man, one week down and about 3 more to go before i have to get my A$$ back to work.....wish i did not have to!

-R

 

[D-rock240]

I got a couple for you:

You think IIRC is a chat network

You think Zoom-Zoom-Boom is a band name

You call a MSP a MPS (if Mazda wanted to refer to it as a MPS they should have called it a Mazda Protege Speed, not A MazdaSpeed Protege)

 

[altspace]

You have in your sig...

- 98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of them post this in your sig.

 

[Crazee D]

This is new to u: