I got a fun story for you.......about 2 years and some change ago, when I was still living up in NJ, I just left the Menlo Park Diner, probably around 12:30am, I start my car up and let it warm up. My windows were tinted and the light were off, these kids in a saturn threw an egg at my car and sped off,.....I kinda have a short fuse, so I took off after them with all my lights off so they couldnt really see me. After about maybe a mile of driving they turned off into a park where there were no lights. I guess they figured I wasn't following them....So they parked and were smoking in the car....I am a baseball player and I had my bats in the trunk.......I parked at the other end of the parking lot, got my back and crept over to the back of their car.
I popped out to the side of the car and swung my bat on the Passenger side front door( you know the saying an eye for an eye)......the two guys in the car looked like they were maybe fresh into college( plus there was a Rutgers University sticker on the rear winshield) they let the only 8 yr old girl scared shitless screams out like they had just seen a ghost........After that, I almost fell on the floor laughin, but I let them know not to be messing with people cause they would never know if they mess with the wrong person.
Two days later they paid for the stripping and reclearing of my door, because its not the egg yolk that does damage the egg shells can crack your paint.