Pick up lines?

[Big-J]

i've never tried this one

you:do you know what the word of the day is?

Her: no

you: its legs

her: yeah and?

you: so lets spread the word

 

[laracroft]

Don't be to sure, I proved that wrong about 4 years ago

True story... when Ghost & I started dating I had to stay at my mom's when I was like 23. He came over late one night and my mom was like...."young man...you're not allowed back to her bedroom!"... I was like noooo she didn't just embarrass me like that. And now of course 4 1/2 years later, they still hate each others guts. Why can't we all just get along. lol
(bicker)

 

[1sty]

Don't feel bad, we were cought in the act by my mom.
I said we were wresteling!

 

[laracroft]

Get out!!!!! Fer real??? dauummnnnn... don't tell me she believed that one????

(laugh)

 

[kc5zom]

You must be Irish cuz my penis is Dublin.

 

[Togan]

i think......at the bottom every avartar on the left, where it says Registered, Offline n those stuff, it should also say the marital status

but hey i liked that spreading the word thing

 

[1sty]

Get out!!!!! Fer real??? dauummnnnn... don't tell me she believed that one????

(laugh)

Nope, she walked in and saw us in daylight although we were under the covers.

Cought and no way to get out of it.

 

[mistiso78]

Damn, parents need to learn how to knock. I got busted getting a hummer by my GF(highschool years).. my dad saw what was going on and said oh s*** and walked out. Later after she left he said, u better be wearing a condom cuz I'm to young to have grand kids.. LOL

 

[laracroft]

Ok, night of drinking at a bar last night. So I've got a pick up line so to speak that was used. Well, I had a few but after like my 3rd mixed drink I only remember one cute one. lol Bartender comes up to my friend and hands her a note, it's a small piece of paper and it has an arrow pointing to me and says "your friend is a hottie!" lol Subtle and cute. If any of you try it, lemme know if it works.

 

[laracroft]

After a while she just started telling people I was her gf. Like the guys would REALLY leave us alone then???? lol
(hand)

 

[gjmoreo]

OK - How about ....

"Girl you must be a speeding ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!"

Never used it, but it's a great one.

 

[laracroft]

I dont know. Most of us dont like p/u lines. We like the small subtle things. Like if you're at a crowded club and you "bump" into a girl your diggin on, then that might be good enough. I think it's hardest to hit on someone when they're sitting at a table with friends. It takes alot of guts to do that, except for those few drunks that have nothing to lose. lol I would definetly go for the notes or bumping thing though if possible...no pressure or rejection involved. You can't possibly lose.

 

[dficken]

I never used them, but i thought the following was good...

You walk up to a girl, and say "my buddy over there wants to know if you think I'm cute"

 

[jcvmp5]

Not a pickup line, but a getting shot down in flames line.

Heard this from a friend, and I used it before too.

You're in a club and spy a pretty girl, want to dance, etc..

You: Would you like to dance?

Girl: No.

You: I don't think you heard me right.

Girl: What?

You: I said you look fat in those pants(or you would look fat in pants, if no pants on)

Great recovery after being shot down.

I heard that one two ...funny ..i heard it from my friend in h-town .... lol

 

[MotegiMazdA]

I never used them, but i thought the following was good...

You walk up to a girl, and say "my buddy over there wants to know if you think I'm cute"

(rofl) thats great. sad part is some girls out there would think you were comming over to ask about your friend and actually sit there and think about it

 

[TheLedge]

I've been married for 11+ years so it has been a LONG time since I used a line. Now it is just "(yawn) Do ya wanna...NO! OK (sad2) guess I'll go surf for a while"

 

[TheLedge]

Let's see if I can remeber any from back then....

"That is a radical Swatch"
"Are you more than hot for me, or am I a page in your history "
"You in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty"
"There is room for 2 in my Hammer Pants"

 

[Tinkerbelle]

I've been married for 11+ years so it has been a LONG time since I used a line. Now it is just "(yawn) Do ya wanna...NO! OK (sad2) guess I'll go surf for a while"

(rofl)

 

[Iconoclast]

"dam, baby you put the Q in fine!"

"nice tush, i bet when they say hual ass, u gotta make 2 trips"

"If i could rearange the alfabet, thier would be allot less letters and s***"

"hows your sister look?"

"would u like to buy me a drink? please?"

"i might be drunk, but im also not picky-lets go"

"boyfriend? thats cool, are we leaving soon cuz hes coming over towards us?"

"52 years old, huh? you dont look a day over...
... ow, you said 52...
...whatever, lets go"

"ow, your 17? Me too"

"ow, your 24? Me too"

"You only date women, what a coincidence..."

"I didnt know they sold thongs to just ANYONE"

"Are you a model? No? I can tell"

"Not interested?, yes you are"

"Wow, mace really stings"

"Oh no, its the crying game all over!"

 

[vindication]

Back from the dead. here's one I think is funny

So how you doin? Wanna see something really swell?


pure hilarity