Pick up lines?

[t3ase]

So this latest incident at the store has me wondering...

For the single people out there... If you're out driving around and see someone you find very attractive, what do you say/do to meet them?

 

[boostisgood]

Wanna **** ?

 

[t3ase]

Hm. I doubt that works.

 

[RyanJayG]

the hell YOU say!

 

[Kenetix]

I had to ask, were you staring at the car .. or me?

 

[t3ase]

Hahahahaha! Does that work?

 

[Captain KRM P5]

Can I buy you a drink? ((sips from own glass, removes leather jacket, draping it on chair back))

((Looks slyly with one eyebrow raised)) Did I mention that I have a penis?

 

[kc5zom]

Wanna see the back seat?

 

[Dimitrios]

How's about:
"Hi, I'm 'so-and-so', what's you're name"...or something to that effect..

If it's anyone reasonably attractive and has any notion of decency (i.e. she' probably gets hit on constantly by all the 'mack daddies' of the world), then just a simple hello would be the best thing she's heard....it works. Pickup lines are played.....

 

[Captain KRM P5]

As my eyes gaze upon thy ethereal beauty, for the first time they see ice in the glass, stars in the sky, meanings to words. They see things as complete as they are, complete as you make me feel with your presence and wonder.

So can I have yer friggin digits, or what ?

 

[Captain KRM P5]

In you I've found depth of spirit that I never knew, an unending ocean of possibility where my heart is the vessel and your love the sail that guides me. Every breath you take is like a cool breeze, every word spoken a melody.

 

[t3ase]

How's about:
"Hi, I'm 'so-and-so', what's you're name"...or something to that effect..

If it's anyone reasonably attractive and has any notion of decency (i.e. she' probably gets hit on constantly by all the 'mack daddies' of the world), then just a simple hello would be the best thing she's heard....it works. Pickup lines are played.....

Good advice. If the 16yr old is a no go, I'll have to try that one.

 

[122 Vega]

In you I've found depth of spirit that I never knew, an unending ocean of possibility where my heart is the vessel and your love the sail that guides me. Every breath you take is like a cool breeze, every word spoken a melody.

As my eyes gaze upon thy ethereal beauty, for the first time they see ice in the glass, stars in the sky, meanings to words. They see things as complete as they are, complete as you make me feel with your presence and wonder.

Sounds like you are quoting lyrics from The Cure.


Britt

 

[GOTZOOM?]

Wanna **** ?

Actually i read in Maxim that that does sometimes work. Its hit or miss on that one though, no second chance.

 

[Captain KRM P5]

Sounds like you are quoting lyrics from The Cure

nope. all mine

 

[1sty]

So this latest incident at the store has me wondering...

For the single people out there... If you're out driving around and see someone you find very attractive, what do you say/do to meet them?

Wanna see what I bring to the party (unzip fly)?

 

[1sty]

Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you thinking about my COCK!

 

[reeves_toy]

ask her to borrow $.50, when she ask why you need it.tell her, my mom told me to call her the next time i fell in love.

 

[EviLMaN]

i just got a new car wanna test the back seats (Ived USed this one when i first got my car

 

[RyanJayG]

ask her to borrow $.50, when she ask why you need it.tell her, my mom told me to call her the next time i fell in love.

I thought phone calls were $.35 these days?