I could almost hear the flamthrowers being powered up as I typed that title. Though more accurate, "SOME PATRIOT FANS ARE LAME" just didn't seem to have the same ring to it.
Just incase it doesn't become painfully obvious, I'm pretty bitter about my team's defeat yesterday. (even though they deserved to lose... but so did the Patriots!) Unlike Herman Edwards (second)I'm not "proud" to come in second place.
I am, however, proud to NOT be a Patriots fan. Absurd you say? Afterall... 21 in a row is pretty damn impressive, no matter how you slice it. (lucky bastards!) So why are Patriot fans lame?
Chanting "Let's Go Red Sox!" while tailgating and walking into the stadium is borderline lame. (afterall, it's a damn football game jerkoffs!) However, that's nothing compared to the A) "Let's Go Red Sox" B) "Who's your Papi?" and (my personal favorite) C) "Yankees Suck!"
Mind you, these chants weren't reserved for the pregame festivites. I must've heard them at least 20 times during the game. A game that was, if not exciting, very close throughout. Imagine the scene... Jets are down by 6 with under 2 minutes left. They're knockin at the door around the Patriots 20 yard line. A well paced drive could win the game and end the Patriots streak. One might assume to hear D-Fence cheer but who needs that when you've got the incredibely versitle and always appropriate "Yankees Suck!". I cant' speak for the Pats players but nothing would fire me up more than hearing my fans not only cheer for the local baseball team but also degrade the local baseball team's fiercest rival. Talk about a shot in the arm!
Ok, maybe that's a SLIGHT exageration but... not nearly as much as you might think. I wouldn't have been caught at the Patriots superbowl rally last year but, while stuck in the leagues worst aftergame traffic jam courtesy of those #@%ing Patriots, I learned that the "Yankees Suck" cheer was by far the most prevelant at the... PATRIOTS SUPERBOWL RALLY!!! For any of you Patriot fans that are reading this (who have participated in these absurd cheers) I give you 3 letters: W::::T::::F
Before I end my tirade, I will say this. Though I've never been witness to anything this absurd at a sporting event, not ALL Patriot fans are retards! (just 95% of them!)
Seriously guys... I know I'm not alone on this one. Hell will freeze over before I go to the Meadowlands and hear a "Let's Go Mets" cheer (assuming they're in the World Series... which will basically be never... argh!!!) But I digress.
In closing, would I have written this if the Jets had one yesterday? Nah...I'd still be gloating! So yeah, most of this is fueled by the sore loser in me. (at least I can admit it!!) But even still... any SANE sports fan will agree that the Patriots should forfeit the rest of their games for their fans pitiful actions. We can't be the 5 seed damnit!!!!
Just incase it doesn't become painfully obvious, I'm pretty bitter about my team's defeat yesterday. (even though they deserved to lose... but so did the Patriots!) Unlike Herman Edwards (second)I'm not "proud" to come in second place.
I am, however, proud to NOT be a Patriots fan. Absurd you say? Afterall... 21 in a row is pretty damn impressive, no matter how you slice it. (lucky bastards!) So why are Patriot fans lame?
Chanting "Let's Go Red Sox!" while tailgating and walking into the stadium is borderline lame. (afterall, it's a damn football game jerkoffs!) However, that's nothing compared to the A) "Let's Go Red Sox" B) "Who's your Papi?" and (my personal favorite) C) "Yankees Suck!"
Mind you, these chants weren't reserved for the pregame festivites. I must've heard them at least 20 times during the game. A game that was, if not exciting, very close throughout. Imagine the scene... Jets are down by 6 with under 2 minutes left. They're knockin at the door around the Patriots 20 yard line. A well paced drive could win the game and end the Patriots streak. One might assume to hear D-Fence cheer but who needs that when you've got the incredibely versitle and always appropriate "Yankees Suck!". I cant' speak for the Pats players but nothing would fire me up more than hearing my fans not only cheer for the local baseball team but also degrade the local baseball team's fiercest rival. Talk about a shot in the arm!
Ok, maybe that's a SLIGHT exageration but... not nearly as much as you might think. I wouldn't have been caught at the Patriots superbowl rally last year but, while stuck in the leagues worst aftergame traffic jam courtesy of those #@%ing Patriots, I learned that the "Yankees Suck" cheer was by far the most prevelant at the... PATRIOTS SUPERBOWL RALLY!!! For any of you Patriot fans that are reading this (who have participated in these absurd cheers) I give you 3 letters: W::::T::::F
Before I end my tirade, I will say this. Though I've never been witness to anything this absurd at a sporting event, not ALL Patriot fans are retards! (just 95% of them!)
Seriously guys... I know I'm not alone on this one. Hell will freeze over before I go to the Meadowlands and hear a "Let's Go Mets" cheer (assuming they're in the World Series... which will basically be never... argh!!!) But I digress.
In closing, would I have written this if the Jets had one yesterday? Nah...I'd still be gloating! So yeah, most of this is fueled by the sore loser in me. (at least I can admit it!!) But even still... any SANE sports fan will agree that the Patriots should forfeit the rest of their games for their fans pitiful actions. We can't be the 5 seed damnit!!!!
