P5 owns everyone

[Stealth5]

i was in english class today talkin to some people becuase we were all exempt from taking the exams. we started talking about cars and i told this dude i had just ordered my intake, exhaust and springs. he was like, "cool, yeah your car is ****** sweet" and this girls like "what do you have?" i said "protege5" shes like "ohhhh ive seen it, its awesome" and i pulled the pic of it out of my wallet...the looks get rave reviews all around

all i can say is **** that faggot who said i had a nice minivan, i could beat his POS anyday...he has an old automatic v6 firebird, falling apart. his tranny blew up and he bullshitted people telling him his "clutch" failed when he was "racing" and he "dropped the tranny"

 

[falkofire]

nice nice...thats classy how u have a pic of ur car in ur wallet...I guess I need to get some wallet sized...I already have 2 pics in my room of my car....

 

[pshaw34]

yea p5s kick ass. the fags just jealous, bc he drives a pontiac.

 

[KYREDP5]

Did you ask the girl if she wanted a ride in da P Fizzle?
(upbum)

 

[MrFoggy]

all i can say is **** that faggot who said i had a nice minivan...

I feel ya, Stealth. Some woman came up to me and asked me if it was a PT Cruiser?!

:wtf:

 

[Stealth5]

people think its a matrix, theyre like "is taht the matrix?!?!" sometimes i just say yeah.

i didnt take her for a ride because the p5s looks utterly destroy its performance

 

[mypfizzle]

pfizzle..... nice -=)

 

[Esteban Toledo]

i " and i pulled the pic of it out of my wallet...

(laugh)

 

[dj5tyle5]

Some guy came up to me the other day and was like:
"Hey the zoom, zoom car! How many horses?"
I was like:
" ALOT! YEA DUdE!" LOL

 

[Stealth5]

hahaha, thast waht you gotta tell em...no one wants to see hear 130hp...just say "i dont even know anymore"

 

[mrpopnfresh]

I get tired of hearing people go "zoom-zoom-zoom"

Everytime I go throught the gate to get on base, the guard checks my ID and before letting me in they always have to sing that damn song!!

 

[cbcbd]

I wouldn't mind having people come with the "zoom-zoom", as long as I had the power to justify being called the "zoom-zoom car"

It's hard to explain how nice a ride the car is when the first thing people ask is "what's the HP?" not "how does it handle the corners."

 

[digitalpro5]

Hey just today well 1 hour ago, I had my oil changed at JiffyLube (sorry I would have done it on my own but I had to cram the oil change between my final exams), as soon as I drove to their lot all the guys there came out and were like in awe or something. I asked for the oil change and they were all asking questions. "What car is that, who makes it, how does it run, how many horse power, and so on." The killer question was..."Dude is that a 4 wheel drive." I'm like omg I'm getting my oil change from these guys...I'm in trouble now

There were like 10 guys there and all working on my car...I'm like man that doesn't take more then 2 guys to do that.

 

[mrpopnfresh]

When I lowerd my car, I took it to Discount Tires to have my tires balanced, rotated, and aligned. The workers and the customers were all trippin over my car. When I first got my car and went to get gas this lady behind me thought the car was an electric hybrid?! WTF? Oh well.

 

[Stealth5]

dont feel bad about having someone else change your oil...i had to take it to jiffy lube to get the original oil filter off, the robot mustve turned it like a motherfucker, it wouldnt budge for me

 

[mbanks21]

Theres plenty of HP upgrades for the P5 out there...injen intakes, Thermal exhausts, flywheels, fans, etc...if you think your car is slow get another one of fix this one up

 

[eMKay]

dont feel bad about having someone else change your oil...i had to take it to jiffy lube to get the original oil filter off, the robot mustve turned it like a motherfucker, it wouldnt budge for me

Me neither, I had to go get a filter wrench.

 

[jewelz007]

I had the same 20 questions from the guys at GoodYear - 'thats a nice little car ya got there' I'm like 'you never seen one before' theyre like 'no, we really like it' ummmm...thinking... you guys better do my s*** right, dammit! hehehe.

As far as the HP, I can admittingly say that at a startoff, I can whip anyones ass.. I guess because noone 'trys' to race me.. Its one peppy ass car and the cornering.. ahh drool! I will never own another car in my life!! Maybe a RX8, but it will still be a mazda
I love my white lightning

 

[Captain KRM P5]

there is a young girl at work who refuses to believe that my car is not solar powered. she is convinced that the black panel in my roof is not a sunroof and is in fact a solar panel.

guess that little flip open door near the back is where i keep my crack since my car is apparently not gasoline powered.

 

[shelby1]

I get the "wagon" comment all the time. I just say it's the sexiest 5-door sports car ever.....and eveyone agrees. And since I'm a *** and I bought the P5, your "***" comments seem out-of-place!!! Celebrate diversity!!!

MODS: HKS cat back
AEM Short shifter (the best MOD yet)
Dark tint all around
FUTUTRE: Stereo
Injen CAI