Our rear bumper is beast!

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What?? That'll buff out.....
 
i was backing out of my driveway, no more than 5 mph

That's pretty crazy....when I first bought mine back in Oct of 06 I put 3,000 miles on the car. Then at a red light I was sitting still and got rear ended. she was doing about 45 mph and it did this.
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Yes and again this was 2 years ago and at 45 mph! Our car is a beast!
 

Damn, if it's Billy Mays, it must be good! I hate that ******* cocksucker! I can't mute my TV fast enough when that prick is hocking everything and anything that sucks on TV.


That is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile! I'm printing that one. Best line: "I need this headset because this thing is so extreme, I need two hands to use it!" What's that dudes name? Craig or something from ShamWow. "Now listen up cameraman!" What a douche. But it's made in Germany, so it must be good.
 
Haha, this thread is loltastic.

But wtf is with that kiddie pr0n, NSFW at all. =\
 
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Haha, this thread is loltastic.

But wtf is with that kiddie pr0n, NSFW at all. =\

Hey, if Billy Mays gives it the (thumb), then it must be good!

After I showed everyone at work that ShamWow picture, I now know the line.
It's Vince and the line is "Are you following me camera guy?"
 
First time on the innanets?

hahahaha!!! reminds me of michael scott immitating a prisoner on the office. The one where he found out new guy from the other office location had been in jail previously.

The rest of the car is pretty stout too...and this what it looks like when an SUV rear ends you at 35+mph. ;)

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Yes, the car was lowered and was hit by a SUV so the bulk of the collision was not absorbed by the bumper....but the rear hatch and crumple zones worked. Also, I can vouch for the anti-whiplash head rests. No major signs of whiplash post-collision. During rear end collisions the head rests tilt foward ever so slightly to prevent excessive neck strain.


Damn dude! Sorry to see that happened...

Back to the strong bumper...
i was also rear ended 3 months after getting my car. Stop light PT cruiser 30mph. not a lot of damage AT ALL. It was so loud, but when i got out you couldn't see anything. you could see part of his license plate kissed mine. The nose went right in the area that is recessed on the back. Took the bumper off, styrofoam stuff (spell check?) wasn't destroyed or anything. The only thing i that happend was my license plate light got knocked out and lil scratches on the bumper.
 
The rest of the car is pretty stout too...and this what it looks like when an SUV rear ends you at 35+mph. ;)

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Yes, the car was lowered and was hit by a SUV so the bulk of the collision was not absorbed by the bumper....but the rear hatch and crumple zones worked. Also, I can vouch for the anti-whiplash head rests. No major signs of whiplash post-collision. During rear end collisions the head rests tilt foward ever so slightly to prevent excessive neck strain.

SUV?
or friggin cousin effin redneck in the jacked up pickup that drive around the square until their sister blows them
 
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