oldest broad youve plowed?

Where would you meet a woman in her 40's that has time to hump a 20 year old? Must have an interesting job, or strange night life. :p
 
in melbourne there was a bar we used to go to called the elephant and the wheelbarrow. there were tons of milfs there so we called it milf in a wheelbarrow :) that's where you go to meet women like that
 
My first job was in a very small town with nothing to do but drink, and we were friends for awhile...needless to say the drinks were flowing and she was widowed, so on and so forth (that is the 53 year old). This happened 4 times.

The 40 year old I met through mutual friends and again, alcohol was flowin'. This happened 2 times. Both of these "elders" were the agressors, and both were great experiences.
 
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My first job was in a very small town with nothing to do but drink, and we were friends for awhile...needless to say the drinks were flowing and she was widowed, so on and so forth (that is the 53 year old). This happened 4 times.

The 40 year old I met through mutual friends and again, and alcohol was flowin'. This happened 2 times. Both of these "elders" were the agressors, and both were great experiences.
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80% of success is just showing up and being the man of the hour. (friday)
 
24 when i was 17, 25 when i was 20, and 34 when i was 20...i love older girls, they really know what to do, and all they are looking for is some fun loving....
 
servoeyes said:
Hey D!

You ever think about getting an older miata and maybe trying the Mazdaspeed Miata Cup series? I saw them race this past weekend at Lime Rock...they're sick!
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Yes. Actually Greg and I were discussing this yesterday. We have the RX-7 to put all our money into now (an prolly forEVER ;) ), but I would like a Spec miata. It's cheap for what it is, but still requires quite a bit of money by my standards--an easy $20K to start, including a spare car. You have to be able to get another car out on the track immediately if you put one into a wall. :eek:

...I've never had full on sex
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ahhh...that statement is one of the best forms of aphrodisiac for me... ;) (k) (killit)
 
Mazdaspeedgirl said:
Yes. Actually Greg and I were discussing this yesterday. We have the RX-7 to put all our money into now (an prolly forEVER ;) ), but I would like a Spec miata. It's cheap for what it is, but still requires quite a bit of money by my standards--an easy $20K to start, including a spare car. You have to be able to get another car out on the track immediately if you put one into a wall. :eek:
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Well...all those miata teams are lucky if they like carbotech pads and rotors...there's a big sale for the 1.6L over there. ;) Oh...and most of the wrecks this weekend happened in the Miata cup races...those guys are freakin' nuts! N-V-T-S, nuts! There were a few in the Speed GT, and a few in the Speed Touring classes. I think there were only a couple in the Formula BMW races...but there were like 11 miatas in wrecks or spinouts in their race. They couldn't even finish the race (laps wise) in the alloted amount of time!

Mazdaspeedgirl said:
ahhh...that statement is one of the best forms of aphrodisiac for me... ;) (k) (killit)
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Bring it on, seksie! :D
Sorry...I'm a very lonely young man now...In the words of Claudio Sanchez of Coheed & Cambria, "and I'll believe anything, I have no luck with girls"
 
So is there any downside to nailing an older chick?! I never realized this....this could open up a whole new segment for me. Lord knows I need the help.
 
girth said:
So is there any downside to nailing an older chick?! I never realized this....this could open up a whole new segment for me. Lord knows I need the help.
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Just dont expect them to have the body of a 18 yr old. Time does take its toll on us all. But they make up for that in experience. And not playing games. Theyre too old for that s***. :)


scorch70
 
servoeyes said:
Well...all those miata teams are lucky if they like carbotech pads and rotors...there's a big sale for the 1.6L over there. ;) Oh...and most of the wrecks this weekend happened in the Miata cup races...those guys are freakin' nuts! N-V-T-S, nuts! There were a few in the Speed GT, and a few in the Speed Touring classes. I think there were only a couple in the Formula BMW races...but there were like 11 miatas in wrecks or spinouts in their race. They couldn't even finish the race (laps wise) in the alloted amount of time!
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lol...bet that was fun to watch!


Bring it on, seksie! :D
Sorry...I'm a very lonely young man now...In the words of Claudio Sanchez of Coheed & Cambria, "and I'll believe anything, I have no luck with girls"
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damn...CT is further away than Chicago!
 
Back on topic!!! Man, I think something is wrong with me. I have a thing for MILFS! (eek2) I would love to hit a MILF!!! (eekdance)
 
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