oldest broad youve plowed?

servoeyes said:
Back on topic...I've never had full on sex, but the closest I've come was with a girl only 2 months older than me. So, I don't think I'm winning any contests here! :)
I wish I was you. I opened Pandora's box way too soon.
 
Replica said:
I wish I was you. I opened Pandora's box way too soon.
Well...I mean...it's not like I'm a eunuch. It's just that my ex and I were of the mind that sex, in the pure catholic definition, should be saved for the one you know you'll spend the rest of your life with. That doesn't mean you can't have fun right up to that point...hehe.

Of course...now I'm alone and extremely horny, which makes me a little depressed...I really don't like sleeping alone.
 
servoeyes said:
...I really don't like sleeping alone.
That was the worst part for me. Sucks ass. Ah well, there are so many women in the world and they all kick ass in different ways. Just like cars.
 
Replica said:
Ah well, there are so many women in the world and they all kick ass in different ways. Just like cars.

is that good or bad?
 
AGR said:
Some do, I guess. Not me, though.
Hehe, the first couple of times, I made the girl go sleep on the couch. It bugged the hell out of me to know someone could see me sleeping.

(killit)
 
Lisakay said:
is that good or bad?
It's great. I would never want to fall for different girls over the same qualities from the last one. Blah, thread Hi-jack.
 
replica is the one that started the topic so if he goes off-topic it should be okay right?
 
Lisakay said:
replica is the one that started the topic so if he goes off-topic it should be okay right?
Iconoclast started it, but i kept it going anyway.


Anyway...
A MILF would be soooo cool. One day maybe. (boom05)
 
Lisakay said:
what is a MILF?
Sigh...:p

"Mom I'd like to ****."

The term is kinda slang now for just an older woman, usually in their late 30's, that's really hot. Being a mom isn't much of a requirement anymore.
 

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