OK whos the mass-hole among us

i would like balls in my face, as long as the balls are plastic

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and the people throwing them at me are 2 chics in their underwear in my home theatre room that im going to build (ball pit hometheatre room)
 
It could be worse...It could say " I like it when Dick is in my ass"
That could go both ways..a person or the anatomical part....Trying to be somewhat PC here.
 
ForceFed said:
It could be worse...It could say " I like it when Dick is in my ass"
That could go both ways..a person or the anatomical part....Trying to be somewhat PC here.

that could be one of those tailgaiting bumperstickers. Implying the guy riding your ass is a dick. "I hate dick on my ass" or something along those lines.(alright) haha
 
chuyler1 said:
l Next it'll be the illegal immigrants.


key word being illegal........got no prob with immigrants who come here looking for a better life or whatever. thats how all of us got here, except the native indians from back in the day. but the issue these days is the word illegal.
 
Precisely. There are people that wait years to get into the country because they have to go through the system. The illegals are essentially cutting these people in line. No cuts no buts, as I always used to say...in the 3rd grade lunch line.

And the worst part is that they are rallying for U.S. rights by waving the flag of their home country. W-T-F! If you love your home country so much, go ******* home! Ok, maybe that was a bit extreme but if you want to be a U.S. citizen you've got to put the Red-White-and-Blue above all else.

Maybe I don't have all the facts but from what I've seen...it's all gimmie gimmie gimmie! Ask not what your country can do for you....yadda yadda yadda. I guess Kennedy never said "Ask not what someone elses country could do for you" either did he.
 
chuyler1 said:
Precisely. There are people that wait years to get into the country because they have to go through the system. The illegals are essentially cutting these people in line. No cuts no buts, as I always used to say...in the 3rd grade lunch line.

And the worst part is that they are rallying for U.S. rights by waving the flag of their home country. W-T-F! If you love your home country so much, go ******* home! Ok, maybe that was a bit extreme but if you want to be a U.S. citizen you've got to put the Red-White-and-Blue above all else.

Maybe I don't have all the facts but from what I've seen...it's all gimmie gimmie gimmie! Ask not what your country can do for you....yadda yadda yadda. I guess Kennedy never said "Ask not what someone elses country could do for you" either did he.

Good point .
 
Reminds me of an email I recently recieved...

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.

14. Eventually I want to be able to vote and have all election materials
and notices sent to me in English with Spanish as a second language..


I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico.

I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.
 
snowblazin, i love it, hope you dont mind but i copy and pasted to a few friends of mine!!
 
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you forgot to put in, make sure all atms give me a choice of which language to use, and who cares if it inconviences all the rest of the people who live there with an extra button to push.
 
chuyler1 said:
So why does this make the person a mass-hole? Do they have a MA license plate?

yes they have a MA plate, so all your civil liberty posts were for not, there was no gay bashing here just a gay bumper sticker
 
jred321 said:
no they're gay (flame)



i think rather than a bumper sticker it should be magnetic, then you could just stick it on a random person's car, they could see it, have a laugh, then stick it on someone else's car. it'd be like a game
yeah, that'd be kinda cool, except bumpers are all plastic nowdays. They don't even serve their original purpose anymore.

And I've got nothing against gay people, but that sticker is completely tasteless and inflammatory.
 
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snowblazin said:
I didn't make it.......................It was an email I recieved.

yeah man i know i got it. it was just somthing ive allways hated dealing with, the atm thing
 
jred321 said:
do you hate that drive up ATMs have Braille too?

no cause it dosnt slow me down when im in a rush. theres no extra buttons to press. but does it really make sense? you ever met a blind driver? and if you drive a blind person up there i would hope you would just use it for them instead of making them get out of the car and waiting for them to feel the machine up trying to find the buttons.
 

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