Need a way to deal with little punk neighbor

[JunkPunch]

So there is a kid (maybe 19-20) who lives down the street. He has a piece of s*** Honda del Sol with a absurd body kit, HUGE fartcan exhaust - and the car is spray painted blue. EVERY TIME he leaves the neighborhood, he speeds like crazy, revs the engine, etc. This is a quiet, small suburban neighborhood. Everyone thinks this kid is a douchebag, obviously. So, I'm not sure how to deal with him.

Options 1 - Part of me wants to just be upfront and say "Listen. I was a kid once. I drove like an asshole. BUT NOT IN MY OWN NEIGHBORHOOD. Just take it easy around here. Please". Now, this MAY work. To be honest, I don't know the kid at all. But I doubt it. This would also let him know where I stand, and make further retaliation (if needed) more difficult.

Option 2 - Write a note that says "Stop driving like an asshole in this neighborhood, you white trash pice of s***. Why try and draw attention to the fact you drive a crappy car and still live with Mommy and Daddy". Sometimes humiliation is the best way to get to people.

Option 3 - Just destroy the car. Whatever it takes. I've got plenty of money, and not a lot of morals. I'm not afraid to do what it takes.

Option 4 - Do nothing. Hope the little bastard gets a real job and moves out soon.

Give it to me.

 

[kcbhiw]

I'd persue option #1 for starters. Threaten him with further action (not destruction, violence, etc.).

Does your community have an HOA? If so, maybe you can confront them about the problem.

Are there any police officers residing in your neighborhood? If so, contact them. They may be willing to help considering they are part of the community.

 

[Rism]

homemade spike strips

 

[FrigginGLI]

Leave a note on the windshield saying "Del Sol is french for Dousche Bag"

 

[Natey]

Next time he speeds by your house, yell (direct)"Slow the **** down!" loud enough so he can hear it. Then, everytime you see him, throw stink eye. If he asks what's up, tell him that even dogs are smart enough to not s*** where they live, and he'd better slow down in the neighborhood or he'll get beat.


Worked for me!

 

[Mike R]

Got a bunch like that in my neighborhood. I just don't understand why they have to go WOT in their POS cars through an area filled with little kids, not too menton that I can hear thier cars about a mile away...hmm, maybe get them in trouble for removing emissions devices.(cats)

Why do they have to engine brake in 1st down my hill at all times (ie 2am)? I coast mine!

I'd like to sit in front of their house with a Old chevelle while they're sleeping and do a huge holeshot with open headers, too bad I don't have the chevelle anymore!

 

[redrims]

"Option 3 - Just destroy the car. Whatever it takes. I've got plenty of money, and not a lot of morals. I'm not afraid to do what it takes."


(rofl2) (rofl) You made food come my mouth on that one...lol I can imagine you taking your anger out on the car. Cursing at it and bad mouthing it like it can actually hear you...lol

I say destroy it!


Honestly, try number one. As long as he isn't an inconsiderate asshole, he will probably be more cautious.

 

[zmepro]

slash his tires or somthing

 

[zmepro]

or sugar up the tank

 

[Protege5Gurly]

Yank the valve stems out he has to take off every rim, have the tires unmounted, new stems put in, remounted, etc ... I have tons of other things to do as well lol

Just tell his parents to take his car away

Pe@ce

 

[JunkPunch]

I'd like to sit in front of their house with a Old chevelle while they're sleeping and do a huge holeshot with open headers, too bad I don't have the chevelle anymore!

I'd do something like that if it wouldn't bother the other neighbors. Hell, I'd BUY a Chevelle just for that purpose!

 

[StarvingRussian]

1. Create a dummy
2. Hide in Bush
3. Throw dummy at his car as he speeds down street
4. Laugh

 

[redrims]

1. Create a dummy
2. Hide in Bush
3. Throw dummy at his car as he speeds down street
4. Laugh

Wow! I love this thread...lol

 

[StarvingRussian]

Make sure the dummys head is a bowling ball. Then tell the bastard he is lucky it wasn't a real person.

 

[1sty]

find out what time he goes to work or school everyday and what route he takes. Be sure to position yourself infront of him and drive 20 mph the hole way there.
ONce there, tell him you will do this every day until he stops driving like an idoit in your neighborhood.

Or just have sex with his mother

 

[ttlkaos]

Uh....the only thing i can come up with is...........shoot the bastard!!! then laugh and say "lifes a biotch, ain't it!" or you could put like C4 on his front step and when he walks out the house, hit the button and watch float to the ground after fun fireworks show!!!! or to make it simple, walk up to him, slap him and state your name: rick james then walk away

 

[StarvingRussian]

U NED 2 KIL THIS FUKNG PUSY TAHT SPEDS AROUND HE NEDS 2 DEI!!!1!1! LOLl

 

[sidpro5]

Or just have sex with his mother

OMFG!! That's priceless. I pick that one. You've already stated that you lack morals.
BANG HER!! HARD!!

 

[Heathen23]

http://www.trafficsafetystore.com/speed-bumps.html

I'll take your question serious. Talk to the neighbors make sure it's okay. Say you will even buy the product and install it. Done and done.

EDIT: pod 6 is jerks

 

[Natey]

1. Create a dummy
2. Hide in Bush
3. Throw dummy at his car as he speeds down street
4. Laugh

A life-sized doll taped to a tricycle would work great! Just push it out from between a couple of parked cars.