I really need to be careful with what I say. With my luck it sometimes comes true. Today I was driving to work when I noticed another car tailing me. I was a nicely tuned Silver VW Corrado with a dipshit driver drafting my MSP's ass for no apparent reason other than for annoyance. This guy ended up doing this for a few miles as I'm wondering, WTF? Theres no one in the other lane. I'm already going 5 past the limit so I just pull to the right lane as we both hit a light. Corrado in the left lane, myself in the right, my mouth gets the best of me as I yell, I hope you crash, stupid motherfucker. He tries to gun it on green and I take off as well, until I notice that he had dissapeared from my peripheral vision. I look back and it turns out, he ended up crashing his car into the median, destroying his lovely air dam and the front of his car. Anyways, I felt really bad for the car. This was one of those Mondays that you just gotta look up to the sky and say, "damn."