CruzinAltitude
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Welcome to the forum. I have to forewarn you. Buying a MP5 is bad for you're health.
First problem, you're neck will be killing you soon (from all the double and triple takes as you leave your b e a utiful baby in the parking lot); second problem, you're eyes while start feeling strained (from the repeated checks on you're car from the house to make sure you're baby is still there); third problem, you're hands will ache (from clenching onto the steeringwheel as you toss it into tight a$$ turns enjoying how it handles like its on rails).
These are only a handful of the documented medical ailments resulting from MP5 ownership. I hope you have good medical insurance!
First problem, you're neck will be killing you soon (from all the double and triple takes as you leave your b e a utiful baby in the parking lot); second problem, you're eyes while start feeling strained (from the repeated checks on you're car from the house to make sure you're baby is still there); third problem, you're hands will ache (from clenching onto the steeringwheel as you toss it into tight a$$ turns enjoying how it handles like its on rails).
These are only a handful of the documented medical ailments resulting from MP5 ownership. I hope you have good medical insurance!