MP3 for sale on eBay

kingvitamin

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Just something I saw and thought it was kinda funny. I was reading an ad for a MP3 for sale on eBay:

HERE IT IS

Notice the ad says its a non-smokers car. Then click on the last picture at the bottom, and notice the pack of smokes in the cup holder. Some people will tell you anything when selling a car.
 
What is that in the backseat? It looks like recycling...



And I'm about 160% sure I'd never buy a car with a "Girlie Girl" sticker on it... :p
 
non smoker with terrible spelling skills...

"This car is one of only 1500 produced strickly for Mazda dealers in the USA"

Ummm...pretty sure "strickley" isn't the word she's looking for...

And I'm pretty sure they were sold in Canada too :D ;)
 
it says its "lady driven"

well, my sister is a "lady" and she's put an oldsmobile into a tree, cooked an engine without anti-freeze, slammed a suzuki into a lamppost and side swiped a cadillac with a GMC.

so what comfort is it to be "lady driven"
 
"Car has custom color paint"

jeez, that looks like stock laser blue mica to me

ditto with the girliegirl sticker, theres some ghey sunfire around here with HUGE girliegirl"racing" graphics

i didnt know you mp3 bastards got the nardi logo on the wheel, wheres MINE DAMMIT, SAME STEERING WHEEL!

lol, i also noticed the high bidder "johnnyfive"... one of my friends got this nickname last year, his name was already johnny, and this chick randomly invited him over for (boobs) (upbum) and (bj) 5 positions in 30 minutes=johnnyfive
 
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Tell Johnny I'll be over for dinner. Besides that, I hate people who blatently LIE about what they are selling, especially cars. That's whay too big of an investment to be dicked around about.
my 2 cent.
 
Yeah, I mean at least take the cancer sticks out before snapping pictures and saying it's a non smoker car. Not to mention the seller has never sold anything on Ebay before....pretty sketchy if you ask me.
 
What is that in the backseat? It looks like recycling...
Looks like a blue blanket to me.....

Is that not a pack of smokes in the cup holder?
Oh definitely - what a moron! I bet if we asked the seller about that we would get a lame excuse on why they are in the car.

Me: "I thought it was a non-smokers car?"
Them: "um ... ah ... what do you mean?"
Me: "according to your ebay write up it is a non-smokers car."
Them: "well......ah ....you see......um ......IT IS!"


Me: "It is? Well then can you explain ....... THIS?!" ---->
cigs.bmp


Them: "oh .......... well ..... um ... those are not mine they are my friends...... sisters...... aunts..... neighbors! Yeah, that's it"

Me: "you got CAUGHT! SCAMMER!!"

J/K :D
 

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