More Mazda = ford

Mac: Oh, cmon, we're like the sons you never had
Captain O'hagan: If you were my son Mac, I would have smothered you by now
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man!
 
Farva : I'm going to win a million dollars and buy a real fast car
Thorny : Then we'll pull you over
Farva : Nu huh, my car will be faster
*pulls off ticket on cup*
*soda pours out*
*jumps over counter and opens up a can*
 
T:Just order a large Farva...


F:I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola.

OT:I don't know what that is...

F:Liter is french, for give me some ******* cola!
 
mac:radio i need a check on *gives license plate*
farva:dont call me radio, unit 91
mac: dont call me unit 91, radio
farva:are we done
farva:unit 91 that license plate belongs to a spurbury police vehicle.
mac: oh my god it does
 

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