Mitsu Lancer OZ ... owned

Elderain

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2003.5 Mazdaspeed #2
Mitsu Lancer OZ ... pwned

I hate stupid people, yet that narrows down the people I like to about 1/10000000000000000th of the population :( Some dork in a new (still temp plates) Mitsubishi Lancer OZ Rally Edition pulls up next to me at a light, and hes got no shirt on, smoking a cigarette with his girl in the car. Hes hunched over the steering wheel with his dirty wife beater on, and he revs on me, so chuckle to my self, and I look at him and his girl again, and he revs again, so I was like "you having foot spasms and accidently pressed the gas pedal again?" so hes like "whats wrong don't want to race me?" so I'm like ok whatever, I'm not a big street racer but I figured by the time I hit the speed limit it would be over anyhow. So the light turns green, I chirp em and take off, by the time I was out of first I had him by almost 2 car lengths, It was pitiful. When I shifted to 3rd, I was already about 3+ cars lengths on him. I made sure to slow down enough so he could pull along side of me, and I was laughing so hard when he got along side of me, he just gunned it and took off a little, so i let him go a sec, then floored it so as to be sure he heard my turkey as I passed :D We stoped at the next light and he was furious lol, It was great, and all in front of his girl friend, whom I'm sure was so impressed. He wouldnt even look at me lol
 
but it's a rally edition, it's supposed to be fast! rally cars drive fast, so the oz rally edition must be fast too!
 
OMFG...a guy i know has the OZ...he even knows it doesnt move! at 120HP at the crank...theres no way hes gonna beat an MSP! anyone want to venture on how the "baby" Evo will perform with its 160HP at the crank?
 
i saw some dude at a local carwash with a stock (as far as i could tell) OZ with a huge GAY dragon graphic on the side of his car. he was washing it all carefully too like it was the sheeeit. poor, misguided boy.
 
I swear, whenever I drive on 287 that's the only mitsu I see. Sure they're reasonably price but what a disgrace. By nature a stock ES Lancer with a wing, rims and an evolution gauge cluster.

Was it even an automatic?!
 
The Lancer OZ is terrible. I beat one in my 1.6l protege. Wasn't nearly as bad as your win...lol, but I still beat him.
 
What a deuch is all I have to say. I hate that car. I can't believe Mitsubishi even tryed to pawn that s*** off on us. Who the **** do they think they are. How dare they defilethe name of Lancer with that crap. Sorry just venting because this site is soooo ******* slllloooowww.
 
DiscreetSpeed said:
what a wimpy car man, nice kill man.

I am to embarrased to call this a kill. It was just a humiliation story of some poser, his fat beotch, and slow car :)
 
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