Mitsu Lancer OZ ... pwned
I hate stupid people, yet that narrows down the people I like to about 1/10000000000000000th of the population
Some dork in a new (still temp plates) Mitsubishi Lancer OZ Rally Edition pulls up next to me at a light, and hes got no shirt on, smoking a cigarette with his girl in the car. Hes hunched over the steering wheel with his dirty wife beater on, and he revs on me, so chuckle to my self, and I look at him and his girl again, and he revs again, so I was like "you having foot spasms and accidently pressed the gas pedal again?" so hes like "whats wrong don't want to race me?" so I'm like ok whatever, I'm not a big street racer but I figured by the time I hit the speed limit it would be over anyhow. So the light turns green, I chirp em and take off, by the time I was out of first I had him by almost 2 car lengths, It was pitiful. When I shifted to 3rd, I was already about 3+ cars lengths on him. I made sure to slow down enough so he could pull along side of me, and I was laughing so hard when he got along side of me, he just gunned it and took off a little, so i let him go a sec, then floored it so as to be sure he heard my turkey as I passed 
We stoped at the next light and he was furious lol, It was great, and all in front of his girl friend, whom I'm sure was so impressed. He wouldnt even look at me lol
I hate stupid people, yet that narrows down the people I like to about 1/10000000000000000th of the population
Some dork in a new (still temp plates) Mitsubishi Lancer OZ Rally Edition pulls up next to me at a light, and hes got no shirt on, smoking a cigarette with his girl in the car. Hes hunched over the steering wheel with his dirty wife beater on, and he revs on me, so chuckle to my self, and I look at him and his girl again, and he revs again, so I was like "you having foot spasms and accidently pressed the gas pedal again?" so hes like "whats wrong don't want to race me?" so I'm like ok whatever, I'm not a big street racer but I figured by the time I hit the speed limit it would be over anyhow. So the light turns green, I chirp em and take off, by the time I was out of first I had him by almost 2 car lengths, It was pitiful. When I shifted to 3rd, I was already about 3+ cars lengths on him. I made sure to slow down enough so he could pull along side of me, and I was laughing so hard when he got along side of me, he just gunned it and took off a little, so i let him go a sec, then floored it so as to be sure he heard my turkey as I passed We stoped at the next light and he was furious lol, It was great, and all in front of his girl friend, whom I'm sure was so impressed. He wouldnt even look at me lol
