"Oh Lord, today is a tragic day for the Speed family. Yes, today we say good bye to young Titanium. She was young Lord, so young. She suffered from the day she was born. Her parents nursed her hesitation, Lord, having taken her to the service department several times...long hours in the waiting room, drinking cheap coffee and reading cheaper magazines..waiting for the miracle cure the tech's said would cure her...the flash. Later, when she was just 2000 miles old, she again became afflicted, this time with Clunk's disease. Young Titanium waited patiently for the cutting edge technology to release her from her torment. But by the time the e-bushing came, it was too late. Cousin Eddie got drunk one night and flung himself and little Titanium over a cliff.
And now we say good bye.
As you know Lord, Titanium was a giving car. Instead of being buried in a landfill, her parents chose to have her crushed, but not before donating her engine to a young modder in need of a transplant.
Rest in Piece, young Titanium, Rest in Piece.(angel)
