jokes

frayed = warn, unravled

frayed sting:
Fraid%20Not%20Slide.jpg



Dr.Sound said:
wtf is a frayed knot?
 
Dr. Sound just smile and nod man. Quit making the joke difficult. Evilmonkey, it looks like a dog chew toy.
 
LMAO!
thanks for breaking it down.....i didnt get much sleep last night ;)

[/dumb_questions]

please continue with teh jokes :D
 
Lol heard that one, nice though.

Hey how do you catch a unique rabbit?
 
what sound do a water and vinegar truck make when they collide...douche

two potatoes are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is the prostitute...the one stamped idaho


there wont be any easter, they found the body

it was the night before christmas and mary fell off the donkey
 
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says hey don't s*** on the floor
 
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...one was assaulted

Why was the Tomato blushing...because he saw the salad dressing

Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner and his wife gave him a cold shoulder?

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day?

What did the cannibal do when he saw an All you can eat restaurant...he had two waiters and a busboy

How do you describe the average cannibal...a guy with a wife and ate children
 
a skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine
 
wouldnt be a fish w/ out any eyes? cuz you dont spell fish like fiish :p



sanblaster1 said:
(eyeballs)


What do you call a fish with one eye?

A fsh. (poke)
 
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts
 
Back