jokes

[Saltatrix]

From an older gentleman that called in for support at work today. One is kinda towards Indians. Sorry if anyone takes it to heart. I mean no wrong.

How to tell if your gentleman is a real blonde?
-He thinks Taco Bell is a phone company from Mexico


What did the Indian say when his dog jumped off the cliff?
-Daw'gon

Alright... kinda corny, but they made me laugh. Plus he was from OK so he had an thick accent. lol... made it sound better.

 

[MiaTurbo]

you got something against Okies?(boom03)

<- grew up in Stillwater.(wiggle)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Fadi (headshake

 

[protegeric]

How do you cut the ocean in half?
- With a see-saw

Why did the hot dog put on a sweater?
- Because it was a chili dog.

Wo0o0o0o!

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

why did the farmer cross the road?
-cuz his dick was stuck in the chicken...

 

[sanblaster]

A guy and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The guy asks the bartender for two beers.

Guy drinks his beer and the giraffe drinks his.

The giraffe passes out and falls off the bar.

The guy starts walking out and the bartender yells are you just going to leave that lyin here.

The guys tells the bartender it is not a lion, its a giraffe.

(cricket) (cricket)

 

[brealmp3]

please stop the insanity!

 

[aMaff]

hehehe

what do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!
(sleep)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol (boom03)

 

[sanblaster]

(rlaugh) 'Worst Joke Thread' ever

 

[outONyou]

Did you know hellen keller had a horse????? no? neither did she

 

[RallyeRedSi]

how do you make a tissue dance

you put a lil boogie in it

 

[AlaskaP5]

Who is the smartest pig in the world?

Ein-Swine.

 

[Saltatrix]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?


Duh... he was to much of a chicken.

 

[protegeric]

A pirate walks into a bar and there`s a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies, "ARGH, it`s driving me nuts!"

 

[RallyeRedSi]

what does a gay horse eat?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol that was pretty good

 

[zentrandi]

what's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

-WAHTAHHHH! (water)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

thank god you explained it.....derr

 

[sanblaster]

So there are two muffins in an oven

One goes to the other, "damn it's hot in here"

the other muffin then replies, "Holy s***, a talking muffin."