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- 2018 CX-5 GT
My aunt sent me this one, thought it was funny.... 
> >I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over
> >a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents
> >helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and
> >my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> >
> >There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
> >indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a
> >career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
> >sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel
> >uncomfortable.
> >
> >One day she called me and asked me to come over to
> >check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
> >alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
> >soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
> >desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I
> >got married and committed my life to her daughter, she
> >wanted to make love to me just once..
> >
> >What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
> >say a word.
> >
> >So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
> >up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her
> >delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
> >
> >I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and
> >went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out
> >of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and
> >with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are
> >very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
> >test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our
> >daughter. Welcome to the family.
> >
> >Lesson learned:-. Always keep your condoms in your car
> >I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over
> >a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents
> >helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and
> >my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> >
> >There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
> >indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a
> >career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
> >sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel
> >uncomfortable.
> >
> >One day she called me and asked me to come over to
> >check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
> >alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
> >soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
> >desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I
> >got married and committed my life to her daughter, she
> >wanted to make love to me just once..
> >
> >What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
> >say a word.
> >
> >So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
> >up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her
> >delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
> >
> >I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and
> >went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out
> >of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and
> >with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are
> >very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
> >test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our
> >daughter. Welcome to the family.
> >
> >Lesson learned:-. Always keep your condoms in your car
jesus that was close!
