I'm such a bachelor

[Protege52003]

figured i'd see some old mustard, ketchup, relish and or other condiments....??? lots of those in my Fridge!

 

[Matthew]

Whats the status of the place now?

what do you mean by that

 

[323CiP5]

for some reason i thought you were married

 

[Matthew]

i was (legally am)

 

[batmang]

matt starts the most dumbest threads.

his posts should start decreasing when he starts threads this pointless.

 

[Matthew]

i was bored that night i started this. its not my fault people have kept this thing going all week long.

 

[slug420]

you consider having various candy and a fridge with pepsi and milk in it being a bachelor? I call that being a broke ass queerbot. Where's the beers and slutty girls passed out on the floor?

queerbot......(rlaugh)

hell of a bachelor pad you've got there.



check out my bachelor pad

empty craphole = bachelor pad YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Matthew]

thats about the way mine is until my gf gets here.

 

[p5sundevil]

shocktarts pwn.

 

[Matthew]

lol those are SHOCKERS, sweetarts generic version...taste just about the same thou

 

[yashooa]

I'm an interrogator, and im at the defense language institute.

"Defense laguage?" Is that like Karate for the mouth?

 

[Matthew]

no! Defense as in everyone from the Department of defense (army navy air force marines coast gaurd) comes here to learn.

 

[TakoshiZoomZoom]

The dead bird in the sand is a nice touch Matt

 

[Matthew]

thanks.

 

[YellowSpeed1229]

lol....