Haterade? I said the thing had an amazing motor, which so far, I've found to be true of every Mopar vehicle I've ever driven (SRT-4 and SRT-6, a few R/T Chargers, an SRT-8 Charger, an SRT-8 300C, and a good bit of shot gun time in the last gen Viper drop top). When it comes to flat out power production, the only motor I've ever seen with anywhere near the potential of the V10 used in the Vipers and SRT-10 truck is the 2JZ-GTE. As much as I love the SBC and think it is the one motor we all owe quite a bit too, you don't see a bunch of 1000+whp 'Vettes and F Bodies rolling around, at least not as many 1000+whp Vipers and Supras.
However, unlike most out there, I'll be the first to call out the flaws on any car. And if the Caliber is like any other SRT vehicle I have driven or ridden in, the interior is flat out rubish, the car will fell like it is trying to shake itself to death, and, sans the Viper, it looks like it was designed by a blind child with autism.
If it makes you feel better and less butt hurt that I called out the SRT, I'll do the same with the MS3. Its wrong wheel drive, the gears are to short and shift feel is to vauge, and the fuel pump is a major weak point.
I'm just pointing out that while power production is very nice with these cars, when taking a look at the whole package, I don't find it all that appealing. Hence the penis extension comment. The domestic automakers, while putting out good power from their version of hopped up econo boxes (Cobalt SS, SRT-4, Ford...well...never mind), they are missing out on the entirity of the package, which is what attracted me to the MS3.
Its not the most powerful, its not the best in the twisties, but it does both very well with a very nice interior (not BMW, Mercedes, or Audi nice, but very nice still) and excellent street maners.