trees said:
Yep i went GBN, I lived in some apt. right off Gary ave. right before the police station.
What year did you graduate? I graduated "in the year 2000"...
"Years of sophisticated testing will prove that the stain on Monica Lewinsky's dress is actually mustard. Mustard from the head of Bill Clinton's penis."
"Mothers will no longer call for 'time-outs' when disciplining their children, but instead will use the more accurate phrase 'Now go sit in a corner and shut your hole while Mommy has a drink.'"
"Penguins will begin having senior proms, but will surprisingly still rent tuxes."
"After a combined 134 years in broadcasting Mike Wallace, Morely Safer and Andy Rooney will finally leave 60 Minutes - to join the Rolling Stones."
"Television talk shows will become so hilarious that people stop watching them for fear of literally dying of laughter. At least, that's the excuse I'm planning for piss-poor ratings."
"The Mir space station will finally crash to earth, but not before completing it's most important experiment, to see how long it takes for a big hunk of Russian made crap to fall out of the sky."
"A desperate, sex-starved Monica Lewinsky will be spotted licking rocks at the base of Mount Rushmore."
"The public demand that the NBA expand to a 52 week schedule. Not for the love of the game, but to keep Shaquile O'Neil too busy to make lame movies."
"Jerry Seinfeld will leave television for a career in movies, forcing NBC to change their Thursday night slogan from 'Must See TV' to just another night of crap!"
"Dr. Jack Kevorkian will die and go to heaven. The next day seven angels will be found dead in the back of God's van."
"New evidence of OJ's guilt emerges when records show that on the day before the crime he applied at Los Angeles County Court for a murder license."
"Man will devolve back into apes, while apes will evolve into man. Women will not be affected."
"The planets Jupiter, Mars and Neptune will suddenly stop spinning when they realise they can get just as strong a head rush sniffing glue."
"Zoologists will finally figure out why pandas in captivity refuse to mate. They're holding out for a three-way."
"The American educational system will be thrown into chaos when a grown man in Illinois actually uses algebra in real life."
"The drinking age is lowered to three, in order to quote 'Keep the little bastards quiet!'"
"The Postman Part II will be released. It will be an award-winning documentary about Kevin Costner's current job as a low-paid guy who sorts mail."
"In an effort to make fast food even faster, McDonalds will begin pumping their food directly into customer's stomachs. To keep pace Wendy's will pump their food directly into people's toilets."
"The hyphen will be replaced by the dash, and the dash will be replaced by the hyphen. No one will notice."
"After millions of years of stability the food chain will suddenly reverse. Zebras will hunt down lions, Pop Tarts will hunt down man."
"With every conceivable name being exhausted, all hurricanes will be called That Filthy Wet Son of a b****!"
"Bob Dole will resign the presidency after recording his hit single, 'That b**** One Nasty Ho!'"
"For security reasons, the government will declare it illegal to say numbers out loud. And the singing of numbers will be punishable by death."
"A new state will be added to the American flag, representing the 51st state. That state's name? Rock n Roll! "
"The lamb shall lie down with the lion. The lion shall lie down with lamb. And Max Weinberg will try to get in on the action."
"Pornography finally gets accepted into the mainstream when the Academy Award for Best Actor goes to Long Dong Hanks."
"It will take birds a full day to eat and digest their meals when worms begin taking Viagra!"
You can all thank me later.
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before that of course they said was the integra type-r.
