How to make a woman happy.

[evilmonkeyMSP]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes<O</O
<O</O

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food<O</O
<O</O

 

[GhostMercury]

sooo true even the guy s*** lol

 

[Martino617]

(friday) all true....

 

[gimpo2]

i want food and a naked chick at my door
​

 

[ZoomZoomH]

i want food and a naked chick at my door​

^concurs

make that 2 nekkid chicks, twins preferred

 

[vindication]

yup, to make a woman happy a man needs to lie. basically thats what the jist of the list is

 

[Rush]

.. I don't need no gosh-darn mechanic. I can take care of that s*** myself.

 

[RacerXGirl]

.. I don't need no gosh-darn mechanic. I can take care of that s*** myself.

lol...well put missy!

 

[ZoomZoomH]

just wait til you need that extra bit of muscle to break loose that seized nut/bolt

"honey can you come here for a minute?"

 

[SubXer0]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes<O</O
<O</O

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food<O</O
<O</O

YES! lol all true

 

[Foolish]

.. I don't need no gosh-darn mechanic. I can take care of that s*** myself.

The great part is that she denied none of the rest of it!

lol...well put missy!

....aaaaaannnd, neither did she!! (glare)

 

[NoRotorNoMotor]

if she only brings food she will get kicked out after it is gone, however if she brings beer she can stay until i sober up

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lol

if she only brings food she will get kicked out after it is gone, however if she brings beer she can stay until i sober up

 

[genericuser]

no rotor needs a weekly column of his evil humor.

 

[tsunami]

thats funny...

 

[chiefmg]

Sent this to my gf and she reports that I do a good job of keeping up with everything. Guess that means she's happy! I'll see just how happy when I get home next week (nudge nudge, wink wink).

 

[aMaff]

she reports that I do a good job of keeping up with everything.

She's a liar.


Just giving you fair warning.

 

[ZoomVT]

oh this thread really delivers.

 

[RacerXGirl]

The great part is that she denied none of the rest of it!....aaaaaannnd, neither did she!! (glare)

ERIC - here you go, how is this for what is needed/not needed?

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend (yes)
2. a companion (yes)
3. a lover (yes)
4. a brother (no)
5. a father (no)
6. a master (no)
7. a chef (no)
8. an electrician (helpful)
9. a carpenter (helpful)
10. a plumber (helpful)
11. a mechanic (helpful)
12. a decorator (no)
13. a stylist (no)
14. a sexologist (yes)
15. a gynecologist (no)
16. a psychologist (no)
17. a pest exterminator (yes, but just for giant furry spiders and cockroaches)
18. a psychiatrist (no)
19. a healer (no)
20. a good listener (yes)
21. an organizer (helpful)
22. a good father (yes, if babies and or pets are involved)
23. very clean (helpful)
24. sympathetic (yes)
25. athletic (yes)
26. warm (yes)
27. attentive (yes)
28. gallant (yes)
29. intelligent (yes)
30. funny (yes)
31. creative (yes)
32. tender (yes)
33. strong (yes)
34. understanding (yes)
35. tolerant (yes)
36. prudent (helpful)
37. ambitious (helpful)
38. capable (yes)
39. courageous (yes)
40. determined (yes)
41. true (yes)
42. dependable (yes)
43. passionate (yes)
44. compassionate (yes)

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly (yes)
46. love shopping (no)
47. be honest (yes)
48. be very rich (no)
49. not stress her out (helpful)
50. not look at other girls (is that even possible for men?)

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself (no)
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself (mutual respect needed there)
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes (mutual respect needed there)
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays (yes)
* anniversaries (yes)
* arrangements she makes (helpful)

 

[chiefmg]

She's a liar.


Just giving you fair warning.

Man, why you wanna rain on my parade? I'm gone from home almost 5 months and I had some sunshine in my life there for a bit. C'mere, let me piss in your Cheerios! (enguard)

Now my (dead) ex, there was a liar. Woman wouldn't know the truth if it bit her in the South.