How to make a woman happy.

[ZoomVT]

Now my (dead) ex,

is that why you "have been gone from home almost 5 months"? Parole?

 

[Foolish]

is that why you "have been gone from home almost 5 months"? Parole?

In hiding.(peep)

 

[aMaff]

I don't eat cheerios. You just peed on some1 elses stuff. That's messed up man.

I kid, I kid, enjoy your time back home w/ her

 

[chiefmg]

is that why you "have been gone from home almost 5 months"? Parole?

Yeah, so don't piss me off! (pissed) (laugh) No, I have been gone because I am a merchant seaman. As for my ex, a little over a year after it was final she died in her sleep from an aneurysm. I suspect it was helped along by other things, but since I was no longer immediate family I was not able to get a copy of the coroner's report. At least I now have my kids and can try to overcome her bad parenting the last couple of years she had custody.

aMaff, I realize you were kidding. This is in the humor section after all. If my skin were thin I would not have been able to do this job for 20 years.

 

[aMaff]

lol touche. Sometimes the humor doesn't carry across the internets so well

 

[ariana]

LOL I think Rush had it right.

 

[Rotary_Powered]

"* arrangements she makes"

Why is that they never tell us about these till the day of or day before?

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

oh,they tell us...we just dont care or dont listen till its time...

"* arrangements she makes"

Why is that they never tell us about these till the day of or day before?

 

[ZoomVT]

oh,they tell us...we just dont care or dont listen till its time...

And whose team are you on bud?

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

im just stating facts... not switching teams hehe

 

[Rotary_Powered]

"Telling us" in thier way doesn't count. She ussually writes it on her calender, they do tell us sutlely (sp?) but they never actually sit down and explicitly tell us they have plans. We're men damn it, if you want to tell us something don't play games, nobody ever wins those. They don't win cause we don't find stuff out, and get mad. And we don't win because we don't speak womanese. Us guys need to be spoken to directly and explicitly, or else we'll zone out.

 

[aMaff]

AMEN brother!