how to ask a girl out on a date

[txrxs]

you have a protege right? she's already yours if she's seen your sweet ride.

 

[peepsalot]

Tell her: "Baby, your daddy must be an asshole, cause your the s***!"
or
"Wanna go to my place for pizza and a ****", if she says no you say "whatsa matta, you don't like pizza?"

you have a protege right? she's already yours if she's seen your sweet ride.

Yeah, just tell her that you're rolling on 1-4's.

 

[Gbourdon]

Say "Hey do you want to go grab something to eat some time?" Sometimes dinner can be awkward but usually at least you can shoot the s***.

My last girl I went out with we got wicked baked like 5 minutes into our first date. Talk about being awkward for a while we bought so much candy at the movies. lol

 

[122 Vega]

girl the flirty one then stops and says" you remind me too much of my brother" in a sad dissapointed voice. and no matter how many times you retort to that comment all you get is a smirk. like "there are alot of things about me that won't remind you of your brother"!

I'm from Memphis, this approach doesn't always work! She may know everything about her Brother!

Don't miss out for fear of shooting and missing. Just ask her out, just say something stupid like, "I have had your number for awhile, but haven't wanted to call because the phone hides so much. Can we go out...blah blah blah..." And do it today. And BTW, you didn't just end a 3 year...you aren't currently with anyone. Don't measure yourself from your past, seperate yourself from it.

Talking on the phone is lame, junior high school lame. I'd rather look at her when I talk to her.

Britt

 

[ChiMSP]

Build here a cake or something! or draw a picture of her but make sure you get the shadding on her upper lip just right!!!!!

I get it pedro! (lol2)

 

[computerGeek]

I'm from Memphis, this approach doesn't always work! She may know everything about her Brother!

I think you missed my point. Girls are flirty when you are in a relationship because you are safe. especially if they know you to be that way like i am (<--- not a cheater). But as soon as you become "un-safe" it stops and life around the office becomes awkward.

I hate cock teases!

 

[NoRotorNoMotor]

she is a ***** everyone in the office has slept with her except you, find someone else

 

[Rawyzf]

lumberg ****** her

 

[anarchistchiken]

lumberg ****** her

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Best movie ever. Hands down. Except for maybe Men in Tights...

 

[Rawyzf]

I love office space!

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Best movie ever. Hands down. Except for maybe Men in Tights...

 

[Moeed]

Show her your O face. O O , you know what im talkin about.

 

[Rawyzf]

LOL!

Show her your O face. O O , you know what im talkin about.

 

[computerGeek]

need real advice going to B-more in 30 minutes. need a good couple of one liners ASAP!!!!!

 

[AbsoluteSwed]

go with gappeachsp5 seems like a solid method, just ask, girls like guys who have balls you got this man (rockon)

 

[NoRotorNoMotor]

"i may not be the best looking guy in the office, but i'm the only one talking to you"


you can substitue any word for office, like restaurant, bar, bathroom...etc so this line is universal for many situations which is good

 

[AbsoluteSwed]

(yupnope) please stay away from all pick up lines they are funny tho. thats ones pretty good

 

[Sveivo]

Just ask! If she is really interested in you, she's probably just waiting for you to ask her. If she's not interested in you, so what? I say it's always better to start with lunch and then work from there. Lunch can bee seen as just two friends hanging out, and after the lunch, you'll most likely gain a better understanding of her position towards you. Then, ask her out to dinner.

And yes, be sweet....we girls love that.

Great insight, thanks. I'm sort of in a similar situation (lol2)

 

[Roywhitep5]

"You must be a ticket because you've got FINE written all over you"

Quagmire

 

[Sic03Mazda]

Im a love machine!!!

1. Tell the girl "what she wants to hear" how pretty she is..how nice she looks bla blah blah

2. Then ask her out "if your not busy this weekend would you like to go out with me"...take her to a nice restaurant "not to cheap not to expensive" why not either of these? I knew you would ask

If you take her to a cheap restaurant she might think your broke and what not.
To expensive and she might think you are a high roller and out of her league or she may become a gold digger

3. Next...take her back home...invite her in...tell her how you had such a great time...some alcohol and then set the mood.....and yes you all know what happens next! You guys are gonna play UNO! I love that card game!!

 

[Sveivo]

Can someone move this to the how-to section?