How many notches on your belt?

[Maxx Mazda]

I dunno, I'm jsut bored and wanted to know how much pussy your Protege gets you. Now long term relationships can be a deficit to the notch situation, but that's understandable. Just post up some funny stories if you've got em, and we'll see who gets the most ass on this board.

 

[jadonP5]

nothing for the over 50 crowd?

 

[Pmpkinhead]

My wife hates the car so this is a big minus for me! (But my 3 young'uns luv it so I'm even). (shocked)

367 (mp3yellow

 

[bumpin_p5]

i dont read well nevermind. my p5 gets me no pussy. lol.
Edit: Oh ok, maybe I was right, 9 total, I think. I am no gigilo.

 

[CitizenPro]

The Blazin definitely gets me attention from the ladies, but i just split with the wifey of 5 years not too long ago......gotta get back into the game mang. My most recent ass has not been from the car......so its 0 for meh.

 

[Maxx Mazda]

No, it's not fro mthe car, this poll is about how many total! Post up!

 

[jersey_emt]

Three.

No crazy stories though (at least that I'm willing to share )

 

[slayer4u]

I stopped counting at 25....

Honestly I'd **** anything that would stay in front of me long enough.

 

[Blade4804]

this thread is quite sad... and no im not a virgin!!! lol

 

[Kooldino]

No comment.

*brushes shoulder off*

 

[Thug541]

9 before i met the gf....and now i'm out of college...sigh.

 

[Tengo]

just 1=my current gf, lost v to her and blahdiblah blah. 1 notch on my belt. hooray!! lol. c'mon i was only 16 when i met her.

 

[bumpin_p5]

just 1=my current gf, lost v to her and blahdiblah blah. 1 notch on my belt. hooray!! lol. c'mon i was only 16 when i met her.

God dang man, you need to go get some pussy. There's all kinds of flavors out there.

 

[Killer]

hell if I know.

 

[Micah]

"the last time I got a piece of ass my finger went through the toilet paper"


-beats me, I don't know who said it - but I'll quote it.

Let's see - stories. Well, my friend told me she knew she was going to sleep with me the first time I took her for a drive in my 350Z. That car is really uncomfortable to have sex in though. My old 2002 Protege was easy to have fun in - front seats and backseats and once all seats with the fronts layed all the way down - doggy front to back. The WRX - I think is smaller inside than my protege was. Haven't done it in there, not really planning to. My bed is more comfortable, and I'm 29(readld man) - so given the choice between getting caught by a cop in my car, or getting caught in the sheets - I'll wrestle with the sheets, instead of trying to get dressed and verbally sparring with an officer.

 

[Maxx Mazda]

Oh **** ya, I've been caught in the car by the Po many a time... I like doing it at home, youcan be more wild, but its nice to "spice it up" once in awhile...

 

[smo0f]

i'm working on my first kiss

 

[NoRotorNoMotor]

20+ for me, all but about 5 were one night stands

trying to remember the names is the hard part

 

[Maxx Mazda]

Oh **** ya, ever forget the name as you're pumping her?

I was givin this one chick a dirty slammin, and her actual name was Amber Lee but I kept calling her Stacey for some reason... I don't even know why I chose that name, I just did. Funny thing is she didn't even seem to notice. She was so drunk.

 

[mountjonas]

my wife. that's it.