Well I guess everyone has to be a victime once in their lives and this happened to me last year thanks to the winter nesting crows in Davis CA. Keep in mind this was done over the course of one night. Enjoy...
Hopefully you washed that away quickyl, as it can damage your paint. Also, I've seen worse. My aunt, who lives with my grandparents, parks her blazer under a tree, once had a green truck, turn yellow/white and brown. It was nasty. Good ownage pic
You got hit by the entire fleet of pigeons or seagulls....whatever got you did a strafing run on your ride. I can't stop laughing that s*** (no pun intended) is so funny.